Garfield by Jim Davis

Garfield

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  1. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, over 1 year ago

    ’Yeah, ACME Cotton, I need 1,000 pounds of cotton balls ASAP."

  2. sonytv

    sonytv said, over 1 year ago

    or you could give him a one-way ticket to hawaii!

  3. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 1 year ago

    “Weird Al” Yankovic should the spokesman of accordionists everywhere to ban Jon from doing such idiotic accordion hobbies (doing idiotic accordion hobbies is Al’s job, after all).

  4. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, over 1 year ago

    ♫ ♪ Roll out the barrel, over Niagara falls ♪ ♫
    …………………………………………………………
    Niagara falls. Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch….

  5. garfieldfan1992

    garfieldfan1992 said, over 1 year ago

    Looks like the world is ending after all!

  6. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 1 year ago

    And it’s in Klingon.

  7. win

    win said, over 1 year ago

    Use an accordian, go to prison.

  8. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    Hello, Norco Industrial? Do you have 100db ear protection for cats?

    You do? Please send me 14 sets. Bill to J…o..n……A…r…

  9. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    @440RoadRunner

    Love it! (Next CSI song?)

  10. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    @Clark Kent

    ‘Oh, a wise guy, huh?’ Smack!
    (Yeah … I watched way too much TV growing up!)

  11. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    I can think of a place Garfield can stick that accordion!

  12. heavens present

    heavens present said, over 1 year ago

    i see the secret. there’s wow power “in the whipped cream”

    tho we all think the meat of the matter is how it’s “muppet-ish cheesy”

    because garfield wants to seem to himself to be prepping to white glove the “according to”

    but he’ll also be conflicted admitting they’re really rubber gloves of the probe variety

  13. pcolli

    pcolli said, over 1 year ago

    Just puncture the bellows with those multi purpose claws of yours.

  14. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, over 1 year ago

    Polka opera? Two words that shouldn’t be used in the same sentence.

  15. unicornstar

    unicornstar said, over 1 year ago

    What’s the definition of a gentleman? A man who can play the accordion but doesn’t!

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