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   TheSnoopster said, 9 months ago

   ’Yeah, ACME Cotton, I need 1,000 pounds of cotton balls ASAP."
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   sonytv said, 9 months ago

   or you could give him a one-way ticket to hawaii!
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   templo SUD said, 9 months ago

   “Weird Al” Yankovic should the spokesman of accordionists everywhere to ban Jon from doing such idiotic accordion hobbies (doing idiotic accordion hobbies is Al’s job, after all).
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   Clark Kent said, 9 months ago

   ♫ ♪ Roll out the barrel, over Niagara falls ♪ ♫
   …………………………………………………………
   Niagara falls. Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch….
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   garfieldfan1992 said, 9 months ago

   Looks like the world is ending after all!
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   simpsonfan2 said, 9 months ago

   And it’s in Klingon.
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   win said, 9 months ago

   Use an accordian, go to prison.
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 9 months ago

   Hello, Norco Industrial? Do you have 100db ear protection for cats?

   You do? Please send me 14 sets. Bill to J…o..n……A…r…
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 9 months ago

   @440RoadRunner

   Love it! (Next CSI song?)
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    Bruno Zeigerts said, 9 months ago

    @Clark Kent

    ‘Oh, a wise guy, huh?’ Smack!
    (Yeah … I watched way too much TV growing up!)
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    Bruno Zeigerts said, 9 months ago

    I can think of a place Garfield can stick that accordion!
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    heavens present said, 9 months ago

    i see the secret. there’s wow power “in the whipped cream”
    
    tho we all think the meat of the matter is how it’s “muppet-ish cheesy”
    
    because garfield wants to seem to himself to be prepping to white glove the “according to”
    
    but he’ll also be conflicted admitting they’re really rubber gloves of the probe variety
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    pcolli said, 9 months ago

    Just puncture the bellows with those multi purpose claws of yours.
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    hariseldon59 said, 9 months ago

    Polka opera? Two words that shouldn’t be used in the same sentence.
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    unicornstar said, 9 months ago

    What’s the definition of a gentleman? A man who can play the accordion but doesn’t!
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