Garfield by Jim Davis

Garfield

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  1. garfieldfan1992

    garfieldfan1992 said, 6 months ago

    Me too!

  2. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 6 months ago

    I thought Garfield craved lasagna.

  3. NightShade09

    NightShade09 said, 6 months ago

    @pouncingtiger

    That was supper. Now he craves dessert.

  4. William Pursell

    William Pursell said, 6 months ago

    He craves some FOOD ACTION….and Lots of it!

  5. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 6 months ago

    A troop of French Foreign Legionaries were marching through the desert. They had been marching for days, their water supply had run out, and they were on the brink of collapse. And then suddenly, as they staggered over the crest of a large sand dune, they came upon a sight that brought relief to them all – a market place, spread out over the desert. Rows of colourful stalls, with their banners flapping in the breeze.
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    The legionaries were delighted. Filled with an extra surge of energy, they ran down the dune to the market. Arriving at the first stall, the begged the stall-holder for water. “I’m sorry,” says the stall-holder, “all I have are these delicious puddings made from jelly and sponge and with a cream topping sprinkled with hundreds and thousands of nuts..”
    Not to be deterred, the troops move on to the next stall, pleading for water. “Sorry, but I only have these bowls of pudding, made from jelly and sponge,” says the man behind the counter.
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    The legionaries move on, but as they look down the rows of stalls, they can see that every single stall is selling exactly the same thing, and as they move along, asking for water, they get the same response every time.
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    Finally, one of the stall-holders takes pity on them, and tells them about an oasis not far away, so they leave the market, and head for the oasis.
    .
    As they’re leaving, one of the legionaries turns to his partner, and says
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    “Hmmm. That was a trifle bazaar.”

  6. pcolli

    pcolli said, 6 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    Now THAT is one I’ve got to share with someone.
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    Nice one.

  7. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, 6 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    Stephan Pastis, is that you? :-D

  8. Number Three

    Number Three said, 6 months ago

    That’s more like it!

    LOL xxx

  9. Kelly Kincaid

    Kelly Kincaid said, 6 months ago

    Here here!

  10. SUSAN NEWMAN

    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 6 months ago

    Plum or Yorkshire, Garfield???

  11. Gene Boecker

    Gene Boecker said, 6 months ago

    Autospeller strike again!

  12. Popeyes4arm

    Popeyes4arm said, 6 months ago

    Give me lasagna or give me death!

  13. calimesajim

    calimesajim said, 6 months ago

    Obama voter.

  14. Jenna Rose

    Jenna Rose said, 6 months ago

    And pizza!

  15. Shikamoo

    Shikamoo said, 6 months ago

    Ah. That’s more like it Garfield.

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