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   Jeo Bascon said, 7 months ago

   i dont wanna look!
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   legaleagle48 said, 7 months ago

   I’m not sure I want to know how he had his lips ripped off by a milking machine!
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   sonytv said, 7 months ago

   had all his questions “milked” out of him.

   How does he get that close anyway?
4. 

   templo SUD said, 7 months ago

   I’m remembering a strip that had warthog rancher uncle Waldo. He was arrested for selling ugly bacon.
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   Llewellenbruce said, 7 months ago

   That was about as dumb as the guy bobbing
   for French Fries.
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   simpsonfan2 said, 7 months ago

   Lucky it was just his lips.
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   NightShade09 said, 7 months ago

   @Llewellenbruce

   Saw him on TV last night. His concession speech was hard to understand, but I’ll never forget the look on his face.
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   Garf_Lasag said, 7 months ago

   Must be related to Thomas Edison in some way.. You know, douchebags of a feather..
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   pcolli said, 7 months ago

   @simpsonfan2

   It might not have been – he kept the rest a secret.
10. 

    Brian K said, 7 months ago

    Then gave him a milk mustache
11. 

    Number Three said, 7 months ago

    Ouch!

    LOL xxx
12. 

    chefcass said, 7 months ago

    At least he wasn’t trying to milk a bull
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    Justice22 said, 7 months ago

    @legaleagle48

    Didn’t you ever check the suction of your milker by holding it to your lips? Like a freat big kiss unless the suction s too high.
14. 

    keltii said, 7 months ago

    Uncle Otto got botox for free!
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    William Pursell said, 7 months ago

    A suck contest and the milker won?
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