Garfield by Jim Davis

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  1. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, over 3 years ago

    Someone must of slipped some crazy glue to the chair when Garfield wasn’t looking.

  2. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 3 years ago

    @Llewellenbruce, I would hate to see the bald patch after Garfield finally gets out of the chair.

  3. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan Rakkav GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    I’d hate to see the fur patch on the chair, too.

  4. Supersurfer

    Supersurfer GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    I’d like to see him work a remote with those paws.

  5. Edcole1961

    Edcole1961 said, over 3 years ago

    Art imitates life. For many years now, magician Andy Blau has been derforming the fair circuit with an act called, “Zoltan the Adequate.”

  6. William Pursell

    William Pursell GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Oh Lord….Another sort-of-magician. Similar to politicians. Where they tell us their doing their best to save us money while they are emptying our pockets with a big smile on their faces. I guess the pocket emptying part is the magic trick? Or is it that we are not suppose to notice them emptying our pockets?

  7. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, over 3 years ago

    He was short and fat and rode out of the west, With a Mogen David on his silver vest, He was mean and nasty right clear through, Which is kind of weird ‘cause he was chicken too.

    They called him Irving, big fat Irving, The 142nd fastest gun in the west.

    141 could draw faster than he, But Irving was looking for 143, Rode into Sol’s saloon like a man insane, And ordered 3 fingers of 2 cents plain.

    They called him Irving, short fat Irving, The 142nd fastest gun in the west.

    There’s more but I dont remember it.

  8. r2d2antics

    r2d2antics said, over 3 years ago

    He’s going through a bad spell..

  9. Redhead55

    Redhead55 said, over 3 years ago

    Cute, Clark Kent. Had to look that one up. Found it on youtube and nearly laughed myself silly.

  10. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, over 3 years ago

    Ah, the Catskills are still alive in Clark!

  11. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, over 3 years ago

    Followed by David Tinfield!

  12. Goneaway

    Goneaway said, over 3 years ago

    Beein foreign this is one I don’t get. What’s an “irving” ? Thanks for helping

  13. William Pursell

    William Pursell GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Clark Kent…see if this helps:

    He was short and fat, and rode out of the West With a Mogen David on his silver vest. He was mean and nasty right clear through, Which was kinda weird, ‘cause he was yellow too.

    They called him Irving. Big Irving. Big, short Irving. Big, short, fat Irving. The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

    He came from the old Bar Mitzvah spread, With a 10-gallon yarmulke on his head.* [see below] He always followed his mother’s wishes, Even on the range he used two sets of dishes.

    Irving. Big, fat Irving. Big sissy Irving. The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

    A hundred and forty-one could draw faster than he, But Irving was looking for one forty-three. Walked into Sol’s Saloon like a man insane, And ordered three fingers of two cents plain.

    Irving. Big, fat Irving. Big sport Irving. The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

    [The following lines were edited out of the original release, and are only in the version available on Dr. Demento’s 20th Anniversary Collection.]

    One day Bad Max happened into town. His aim was to shoot fat Irving down. Bad Max said, “Draw, and draw right now!” And Irving drew, drew a picture of a cow.

    Irving. Big, fat Irving. Big gunfighter Irving. The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

    The James Boys was comin’ on a train at first sun, And the town said, “Irving, we need your gun.” When that train pulled in at the break of dawn, Irving’s gun was there, but Irving was gone.

    Irving. Big, fat Irving. Big help, Irving. The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

    Well, finally Irving got three slugs in the belly. It was right outside the Frontier Deli. He was sittin’ there twirlin’ his gun around, And butterfingers Irving gunned himself down!

    Irving. Big, fat Irving. Big dum-dum Irving. Big dum-dum dead Irving. The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West. Really.

  14. Rise22

    Rise22 said, over 3 years ago

    Clark, why would you want to remember ANY of it?

  15. ponytail56

    ponytail56 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    dr. demento was the best radio show ever. and the ballad of irving was hillarious, songs like that gave birth to weird al yankovic

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