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   mroberts88 said, 25 days ago

   yeah, thats a great plan. I agree with Garfield.

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   Aurion said, 25 days ago

   Private, if you have even a shred of self-preservational skills – I admit, a rarity in your red-shirt wearing kind – grab a bazooka and shoot up the ventilator shaft.

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   Johanan Rakkav said, 25 days ago

   With his luck, Aurion, he’d bring the house down - literally - and still be just as dead.

   Crewman Number 6, it’s all up to you…

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   ejcapulet said, 25 days ago

   At my house we always called him Dead Meat.

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   AKHenderson said, 24 days ago

   Redshirt!

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   Superfrog said, 24 days ago

   Sounds like a job for Sigourny Weaver.

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   Macushlalondra said, 24 days ago

   Whatever his name is, he’s history.

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   GreighWolf said, 24 days ago

   Definitely a redshirt detail, AKH. hehe

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   Susan001 said, 24 days ago

   “Hey Sarge, will I get a promotion for bringing down that monster?”
   “Sure, Private, and your very own key to the Officers’ Club (heh, heh)!”

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    ♠Lonewolf♠ said, 24 days ago

    Don’t look so enthused Garfield.

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    Allan Claus said, 24 days ago

    he must be a Red Shirted Ensign in Star Trek!

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    battycomic said, 24 days ago

    You sure hit the nail on the head there, Garfield!

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    jaiel said, 24 days ago

    So happy to see so many Trekkers in the world was totally gonna make the red shirt of doom joke.

14. 

    Melissa Tempke said, 24 days ago

    @jaiel: Thank you for saying “Trekkers” instead of “Trekkies”! It drives me nuts when people tend to lump all Star Trek fans as “Trekkies”!!

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    pschearer said, 24 days ago

    An entree-level position.

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    pbrown280c said, 24 days ago

    Exactly what I was going to say, allan and jaiel. The Red-Shirted Ensign Who Never Had a Name was always the one you knew would not be returning with the rest of the away team.

    Jeez, I miss Gene. Trek got way too utopian after he died.

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    shogun124 said, 24 days ago

    The private is ensign Kenny’s younger brother

18. 

    rdwells3 said, 24 days ago

    you folks are hysterical, you take these comics too seriusly!

19. 

    dkram said, 24 days ago

    CHOMP, SWALOW, BURP!!!!!!!!

    \\//_

20. 

    tbree said, 24 days ago

    If you are going to go up there, at least bring along some ketchup for flavoring.

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    Johanan Rakkav said, 24 days ago

    Some of us are too serious, and some of us are just extremely deadpan. :) Long live deadpan humor!

22. 

    Josiah Vock said, 24 days ago

    Go monster! Bring some salt and pepper.

23. 

    Nick V said, 23 days ago

    Star Trek had a habit of actually giving the Ensigns names. Heck, in First Contact, they killed an L-T - Mister Hawk. Either way, as the Ensign goes… “I think I’ll just throw a grenade, thanks.”

24. 

    Johanan Rakkav said, 23 days ago

    “Thanks, SIR.” ;)