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   The_JAM said, 2 months ago

   Served fresh. :P

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   IncredibleWerekitty said, 2 months ago

   I didn’t know that lobster’s eyes were that long.

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   pouncingtiger said, 2 months ago

   I didn’t know lobsters died with their eyes wide open.

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   patpel777 said, 2 months ago

   Hears looking at you kid….

5. 

   Gabriell Anderson said, 2 months ago

   I didn’t cats can read.

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   Mark_O_Polo said, 2 months ago

   Why is Liz still going out with Jon? Isn’t this the 100th restaurant they can’t go to now?

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   Comic-Nut said, 2 months ago

   Some women … are just so ….
   Speaking from experience, I can just see Liz with Jon in the long run … and I’m a guy.

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   Johanan Rakkav said, 2 months ago

   That’s a mutant lobster if I ever saw one. Lobsters’ eyes may be on stalks, but they’re close to the head all the same. I don’t blame Jon one little bit.

   Of course, I’d also argue that Jon shouldn’t have ordered even a normal lobster in the first place…don’t eat the cleanup crew!

9. 

   Sunnaze said, 2 months ago

   It was just like lookin’ in the mirror!!

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    Josh 1360 said, 2 months ago

    Folks, this is their yearly “dining out” storyline in which Jon takes his girlfriend out to dinner only to have him do something stupid that embarrasses both her and the waiter. Why do guys like him do this?

11. 

    green_engineer said, 2 months ago

    Josh 1360 - it seems guys like him clearly like to test their girlfriend’s patience.

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    NebulousRikulau said, 2 months ago

    @pouncingtiger:
    Lobsters don’t have eyelids.
    They always die with their eyes open.

13. 

    BinaryWiener said, 2 months ago

    Isn’t Liz going to eat anything? Or is she only having a glass of water??

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    Macushlalondra said, 2 months ago

    I wouldn’t have ordered lobster so I wouldn’t have had this experience.

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    Lewreader said, 2 months ago

    Don’t blame the lobster. My eyes would bug out too if I saw Jon’s tie.

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    Dora Dingle said, 2 months ago

    I was pinched on the hip by a lobster one week after I acquired my love for snorkeling. One other reason why I now only snorkel in lakes, streams, and rivers here in Florida. The other? Sharks.

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    plus4 said, 2 months ago

    (1) Why does Liz keep putting up with this?

    (2) Hasn’t Jon ever ordered lobster before? He should know it’s a dish that looks back at you!

    (3) Maybe Liz knows not to order anything until she sees what happens with Jon’s order!

18. 

    cabrobst said, 2 months ago

    IT’S ALIVE!

19. 

    Joe Minotaur said, 2 months ago

    Everybody sing!

    Under the sea!

20. 

    WaitingMan said, 2 months ago

    The sparkly tablecloth and the waiter’s wardrobe make panels 1 and 2 look like a bad Vegas magic act.
    “I will now bring the lobster back to life!!!”

21. 

    dkram said, 2 months ago

    LOL. Spilt sides. Tears. Through’n out in the street for making to much noise.

22. 

    CaptainKrueger said, 2 months ago

    WHY does Liz put up with Jon?

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    LibrarianInTraining said, 2 months ago

    This is the reason I don’t eat lobster. I told my hubby long ago, I’m a cheap date. The deader it is, the happier I’ll be.

    Plus, I couldn’t eat something from the cockroach family. Yech!

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    dapperdan61 said, 2 months ago

    Liz needs someone that makes her laugh. I’m guessing wedding bells in Jons future & of course Garfield will be best man. I suppose Odie can be a bridesmaid

25. 

    owenlover529 said, 2 months ago

    Ahhhhhhhhhh, Jim you still got it!

26. 

    The_JAM said, 2 months ago

    Well, maybe she went out with him because he can AFFORD the lobster!!

27. 

    Nesbiteme said, 2 months ago

    Oh, that Garfield he’s incoriggible!

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    Susan001 said, 2 months ago

    LibrarianinTraining, lobsters are crustaceans and cockroaches are insects. Totally different species.

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    boldyuma said, 2 months ago

    Like the sci-fi movies of the 1950’s we got BEM’S!!!

    Bug Eyed Monsters……MARS ATTACKS!!!

30. 

    Ushindi said, 2 months ago

    Librarian: Surely you like shrimp? Close friends of lobsters.

31. 

    johnnydoc5 said, 2 months ago

    I probably would have reacted similarly.

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    stonehenge1951 said, 2 months ago

    Having grown up in Florida, I don’t know about freshwater swimming there. I rather feel the little “pinch” of a bug lobster than deal with gators and water moccasins. As ascuba diver with decades of salt water experience, I can say sharks are rarely, if ever, a problem.

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    Tigger said, 2 months ago

    When I eat breakfast in our Cafateria at work, I order a Bacon, Egge and Cheese Sandwhich on Whole Wheat Roll. I tell the Grill Cook to cook my Egg well done as I do not want to chase it across the floor.

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    chromosome said, 2 months ago

    I’ve always thought of lobsters as GIANT BUGS.

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    LibrarianInTraining said, 2 months ago

    I know they’re not actually related. It’s just that they look alike. And I ain’t eating nothing that looks like a roach. Yech!

36. 

    EarlWash said, 2 months ago

    …and I ain’t eatin’ anything that’s looking back at me.

    Why does Liz put up with Jon?
    Because they’re both on about the same level of duuuhhhhhhhh!

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    hossblacksilver said, 2 months ago

    Reminds me of a story from my parents’ honeymoon. My father ordered my mom a lobster. When it came out looking at her, he decided to be funny and tied the antenna into a bow. She took one look at the result and draped her napkin over the dinner and that was the end of her experience with lobster.

38. 

    Amanda Tremblay said, 2 months ago

    Boinggggg!

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    callak said, 2 months ago

    
    
    1. Aren’t lobster eyes all black?
    
    
    2. I’m not really that sure, but aren’t the heads usually chopped off? I know in Chinese restaurants, the heads can be on or off, but I’m pretty sure he’s not in one of those.