Garfield by Jim Davis for April 12, 2009

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TV: RAAAAHHR!!! Holy BOVINES, corporal! There's a giant monster invading the city! That's not a monster, sir. What are you talking about?! Call out the artillery!! It's just a bad actor in a rubber suit. Oh, it is NOT! It's a monster! Come on...I can see the zipper! Egad! A ZIPPER monster! That's the worst kind! And that's not a real city. INSOLENCE! I'll have you COURT-MARTIALED!! These are just tiny little model buildings... Garfield: General Cordwood seems to have buried himself in the part TV: See? PUT MY HOUSE DOWN!!