Garfield by Jim Davis

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  1. The Swordfish

    The Swordfish said, 9 months ago

    Plunge it into your heart? Boy, that’s gonna hurt.

  2. pookid54

    pookid54Genius_badge said, 9 months ago

    gonna fork himself

  3. Victor Goya

    Victor Goya said, 9 months ago

    Well, now … Jon hasn’t done anything wrong (yet), technically. Armando’s getting a bit ahead of himself …

  4. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 9 months ago

    Dilbert’s “cloud of doom” is looming over this date.

  5. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 9 months ago

    It’s funny Jon couldn’t tell that Armando was being sarcastic.

  6. Gweedo Murray

    Gweedo Murray said, 9 months ago

    Mr. “full of himself” expects the utmost in service and dedication.

  7. Derek Dong

    Derek Dong said, 9 months ago

    emm… excuse me, can anybody show me the point of this strip? why that’s a sarcasm?

  8. Manhunter808

    Manhunter808 said, 9 months ago

    The strip doesn’t have a point.. and Jon doesn’t have a clue! Ain’t it grand?? :))

  9. Manhunter808

    Manhunter808 said, 9 months ago

    Oh.. and Armando shall plunge the fork into his heart because Jon says it’s dirty? Umm… do you really need an explanation as to why that’s sarcasm? Puh-leeze!

  10. Autumn_Mist

    Autumn_Mist said, 9 months ago

    lol.

  11. dcguys

    dcguysGenius_badge said, 9 months ago

    That’s gonna leave a mark~

  12. Carmy

    CarmyGenius_badge said, 9 months ago

    Armando should be happy that he’s not on fire again.

  13. prasrinivara

    prasrinivara said, 9 months ago

    Actually, Manhuther808–isn’t the point of the strip Jon’s utter cluelessness and IQ only a smidgen above that of Doc-Boy?

  14. #1 redskins fan

    #1 redskins fan said, 9 months ago

    Perhaps Armando wants to die from infection rather than embarrassment or being set on fire again!

  15. Macushlalondra

    MacushlalondraGenius_badge said, 9 months ago

    Why can’t Jon just wipe his dirty fork with his napkin?

  16. Boomzilla

    Boomzilla said, 9 months ago

    Aside from having a single panel cartoon I am trying to get a syndication contract for I am a server myself in the evenings. I am gonna have to use this line in real life should the opportunity present itself!

  17. plus4

    plus4 said, 9 months ago

    Surely Jon’s complaining about a dirty fork is not representative of the problems he causes?

    This kind of goes against the flow of the week’s strips so far. It makes it look like Armando is a drama king, rather than Jon being a problem customer.

  18. Wildmustang1262

    Wildmustang1262 said, 9 months ago

    Macushlalondra says: Why can’t Jon just wipe his dirty fork with his napkin?
    But supposedly if Jon notices the dirty food spots on that fork, he should tell Armando to replace for clean fork for Jon, eh!

  19. prasrinivara

    prasrinivara said, 9 months ago

    For Macushlaondra, wouldn’t his ugly jacket or tie be even better–as the dirt wouldn’t even be noticed on them, unless it actually improves the awful garments.

  20. Tabby Lynn

    Tabby LynnGenius_badge said, 9 months ago

    liz is to smart for this.

  21. ewennick

    ewennick said, 9 months ago

    This is a rip-off of a Monty Python bit.

  22. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 9 months ago

    Manhunter808 says:

    Oh.. and Armando shall plunge the fork into his heart because Jon says it’s dirty? Umm… do you really need an explanation as to why that’s sarcasm? Puh-leeze!

    Derek Dong is Chinese, and is trying to understand this to explain to his fellow readers. He asked a sensible question.

    ~Derek, it’s probably too late for this answer to be of help, but I’ll try anyway. Armondo is being overly dramatic by saying that he’ll plunge the dirty fork into his heart. You know that he’d never do such a thing, beacause he really doesn’t care that the fork is dirty. That’s why Liz says that he’s being sarcastic.

  23. chinook2

    chinook2 said, 9 months ago

    I think Armando gave him the dirty fork on purpose

  24. Manhunter808

    Manhunter808 said, 9 months ago

    Well, margueritem, my apologies to Mr. Dong… it’s sarcasm because it meets the definition of sarcasm. There! :D

  25. Derek Dong

    Derek Dong said, 9 months ago

    to margueritem:

    thank you for your help, and also thanks for all your kindly guys to help me understand this strip. and this is a timely explanation for I translate it into Chinese.