After years of semi-observant research it is my conclusion that one of five generic comments covers every Frog Applause™ strip:
1. Don’t you people ever sleep?
2. I don’t get it.
3. Looks like the algorithm that creates Frog Applause™ is malfunctioning AGAIN.
4. The overlords aren’t gonna like this.
…. (and, if all else fails) …