Re: A COLD ARKANSAS
Faithful citizens of FA/FB Nation probably are already aware that Mother Thalweg and I live in Arkansas. At least one Minnesota legislator thinks Arkansas, in addition to being less cold than Minnesota, is less culturally and socially sophisticated (apparently, A MASS EXECUTION of native Americans is evidence of an advanced society – who knew?).
In addition, faithful citizens of FA/FB Nation may also recall that Teresa has been described ON THIS VERY SITE as having the “mindset of backwoods redneck trash” (Query: Just how low do you have to sink for someone FROM OKLAHOMA to describe you thusly?)
Now I think what the gentleman from Minnesota was implying was that the barefoot hillbilly backwoods redneck trashy people in Arkansas may enjoy nuptial bliss with persons within the second degree of consanguinity, but that is beneath the good Mass Murdering Morally Superior People of Minnesota.
But wait! There’s more! Today Teresa also posted a picture of A PUDGY BILL CLINTON WITH A SAXOPHONE on FB. And Our Boy Bill hails from what great state? Exactly!
I think the only possible conclusion to be drawn from all this is that water seeks its own level, and Teresa, with her DOCUMENTED mindset of backwoods redneck trash, is therefore drawn to, has a crush on, and eventually wants to marry the most backwoods redneck trashy President of our time, but can’t because they are first cousins.
P.S. Darwin married his first cousin (take THAT Minnesota).