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   Dogsniff said, 4 months ago

   What is “Goes good with pork”?
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   win said, 4 months ago

   @Dogsniff

   Must be the meltdown round.
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   Sisyphos said, 4 months ago

   Well, I’d suggest you wrap a sterile cloth around your man-boobs so you don’t drip. Then, eat some (good) applesauce. Now, what was the question?
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   BrassOrchid said, 4 months ago

   there are eels in my hovercraft
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   jeffc42 said, 4 months ago

   In other words, he is Hot with a capital H. Better grab him quick, ladies.
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   victor4321 said, 4 months ago

   Can you prove your nipples are part of your LSD trip?
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   finale said, 4 months ago

   Why are my fingernails smiling back at me?
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   The Old Wolf said, 4 months ago

   Farmer Johnson had a girl,
   A lovely baby daughter.
   He named her Oleomargarine,
   For he hadn’t any but her.
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   coltish1 said, 4 months ago

   I never knew applesauce even HAD nipples. You live and learn.
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    Happy, happy, happy!!! said, 4 months ago

    It is now illegal to gather glass at glass beach.
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    ottod said, 4 months ago

    Better tie a string to the nipple rings.
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    Treerabbit said, 4 months ago

    That’s funny, my nipples are freezing. Bloody climate change, wish it would make up its mind.
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    S said, 4 months ago

    both are bad
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    LafInLarry said, 4 months ago

    As a guy who runs a lot, I’ll say that melting sounds preferable to all the chafing. Yay for Body Glide!
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    jmcx4 said, 4 months ago

    Sore nipples. Condition of distance running.
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