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   Margueritem said, 20 days ago

   Another ‘Black Widow’!

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   Flight Suit said, 20 days ago

   Speaking as a dumb, fat lout who will eat anything, I find this offensive.

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   Sisyphos said, 20 days ago

   Yeah, you big, dumb lout! Go ahead! Eat them!

   (What is her backstory?)

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   John Lustig said, 20 days ago

   She’s a gal after my own heart–literally. No! No! You can’t have it.

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   wndrwrthg said, 20 days ago

   When Alice Kramden couldn’t take it anymore.

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   jukeofurl said, 20 days ago

   Juke changes his pitch for I Dream Of Teresa - goes straight for Baking with Borgia

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   Flight Suit said, 20 days ago

   Actually, now that I’ve had a few bites, I must say they’re pretty good!

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   itisme said, 20 days ago

   Her black heart was full of a bitter loathing akin to the acid reflux of a thousand roadside tacos as she deftly showed him her tray full of baked evil.
   But he was not so sure. After all, he wasn’t entirely convinced the radio she had accidently knocked into his bathwater this morning had really been that much of an accident. If the device had possessed a longer power cord, he would have been fried fatty for sure!
   “Eat them up, I made them just for you,” she taunted him.
   Oh, how she hated his midnight flatulence, his off key hip-hop, his excursions into the cluttered closets of communist coruscating cows… the list was endless of the things she dispised about him.
   But it was the cap that she hated most of all. When she was finally free of Fatty she would fling it as far as she could!

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   Hugh B. Hayve said, 20 days ago

   Strawberry tart? That doesn’t have too much rat in it. How many rats are in it? Three. That’s rather a lot really…

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    3hourtour said, 20 days ago

    …Earl’s gotta die…

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    TruckDriverFritz said, 20 days ago

    something is wrong here…. the guy she killed must’a been the guy that manages the go-comics comments/blog-isphere… nice work MzD….

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    ottod said, 19 days ago

    Thank goodness! I thought you said deceased!

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    cleokaya said, 19 days ago

    I love to, but I am on a diet.

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    MisngNOLA said, 19 days ago

    Mmmm, a nice almond flavor to these cookies. Wow that lace doily must be an antique.

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    Ray C said, 19 days ago

    “Haven’t had mushroom pancakes in a month o’ Sundays!”
    What was that Clint Eastwood movie? “The Beguiled.”

    That guy’s name wouldn’t happen to be “Brewster Rockit” would it?

    Happy “Day of the Dead” Teresa.

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    grapfhics said, 19 days ago

    Margueritem’s comment reminded me of this older riddle
    Why did the widow wear black negligee?

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    Margueritem said, 19 days ago

    grapfhics said, 31 minutes ago

    Margueritem’s comment reminded me of this older riddle
    Why did the widow wear black negligee?

    I don’t know, why?