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   Margueritem said, 3 months ago

   But I’ve always heard that mermaid tastes just like tuna.

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   4deerinmyyard said, 3 months ago

   Chicken of the–
   No; I can’t say it….

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   judyparka said, 3 months ago

   Lefty, ha. You mean, Ethel Merman. Ethyl Acetate Merman is highly flammable.

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   Sisyphos said, 3 months ago

   Human tastes like pork (that’s why cannibals nicknamed us “long pig”); I suppose mermaid would be a tad saltier.

   Let’s find out.

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   jukeofurl said, 3 months ago

   Paging Dr. Freud. Continued….

   BTW if you really want mermaid chunks sir, I suggest you head seaward.

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   TruckDriverFritz said, 3 months ago

   yewwww… ever since the gen-x kids coined it… all I can think of is, “blow chunks”… although it does make sense in today’s frogland….

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   4deerinmyyard said, 3 months ago

   Well, it started out pretty bad and went downhill at terminal velocity.

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   plight said, 3 months ago

   bats eyelids very veganly

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   cleokaya said, 3 months ago

   I like my mermaids coated with olive oil.

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    Doctor Toon said, 3 months ago

    I fell in love with a mermaid once, but the relationship could only go so far.

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    BlueRaven said, 3 months ago

    Yah, Doc, I hear that. Oxygen tanks only last so long.

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    HectorPriam said, 3 months ago

    Depends on which parts you’re tasting.

    Have you ever wondered about a mermaid’s parents…a fish and a pervert?

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    4deerinmyyard said, 3 months ago

    Oopsie. Yesterday I made what I considered a mildly salacious remark late in the evening, somebody gave a humorous reply that made it clear he knew what I meant, but called me “sir”, and I said “Thank you, ‘ma’am’!” Now I see that the other person’s reply has been deleted. So did the poster delete it or did GoComics? If the poster deleted it ‘cause he thought it went a little too far–okay, your call. If the poster deleted it ‘cause he thought I was offended by the “sir”: not at all, sir. If GoComics deleted it…well, if somebody else got in trouble for it, I should get in trouble for it too, so I’m deleting it now.

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    TruckDriverFritz said, 3 months ago

    4deerinmyyard said…… huh ???

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    TruckDriverFritz said, 3 months ago

    4deerinmyyard said…. in the frogisphere we need da details… da dirty details…

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    frogapplause said, 3 months ago

    Please take the FA survey posted on my blog.

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    3hourtour said, 3 months ago

    …I refuse to eat mermaid unless it’s dolphin free…

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    sandboil said, 3 months ago

    I took a big bite of Teresa’s nun bun after I took her survey. What do I need to do for another bite?

19. 

    TruckDriverFritz said, 3 months ago

    did it… if I knew I was playing with a SURVEYMONKEY…I would have put on gloves ….