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   Margueritem said, 3 months ago

   Have a few lighthouses, do you?

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   Sisyphos said, 3 months ago

   Naughty kids! What’s a bent-over sweety to do these days?

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   ejcapulet said, 3 months ago

   ACK! My eyes!

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   baslim_the_begger said, 3 months ago

   Think she’d like a Walnetto?

5. 

   Gweedo Murray said, 3 months ago

   My lawn ornament needs covering.

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   sandboil said, 3 months ago

   Those bad, bad flamingos.

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   wndrwrthg said, 3 months ago

   She must be a follower of Shiva.

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   4deerinmyyard said, 3 months ago

   Baslim: Laugh-In ref FTW!

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   jukeofurl said, 3 months ago

   Paging Dr. Freud

10. 

    3hourtour said, 3 months ago

    …I bet she needs to mow her lawn…

11. 

    TruckDriverFritz said, 3 months ago

    first thought.. ha ha… second thought, could there really be? quick google and surprise… there are lotz (such as)

    Euro3Plast Baddy Garden Gnome

    What it is: A glow-in-the-dark, vaguely phallic lawn ornament that looks either like a postmodern representation of a garden gnome or a baby squid.

    What it says: I want every teenager for a 15-mile radius to know where you live and to steal things from your lawn.

    Read more: http://www.esquire.com/the-side/holiday-gift-advice-2008/worst-gifts-2008#ixzz0NJU2fXJq

    who’d’a thunk it…..

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    Dypak said, 3 months ago

    This is just wrong…

13. 

    Doctor Toon said, 3 months ago

    So many comments spring to my mind, and every one would be flagged.

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    Margueritem said, 3 months ago

    TruckDriverFritz, love the garden gnome, and it’s only $340 US. Think I’ll buy 10 of them….

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    ottod said, 3 months ago

    No! No! That’s “phthalic”. They’re plastic ornaments!

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    BlueRaven said, 3 months ago

    Phallic phthalates sit
    Upon my pristine, green front lawn
    bleeep kids! Get off those!

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    4deerinmyyard said, 3 months ago

    Blue Raven’s haiku for the new win! (With an assist by Ottod.)

    (Usually only seven syllables in the second line, Blue Raven; but it’s not a hard-and-fast rule in English haiku.)

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    Margueritem said, 3 months ago

    Nice new photo, T.

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    rainman5353 said, 3 months ago

    sandboil, If you think flamingos are phallic, that would probably explain all the trips to the emergency room!