Frog Applause by Teresa Dowlatshahi

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  1. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Oops…….and you’ve had all this time to think about it, T.
    ;-)

  2. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 3 months ago

    Okay, okay, slacked-slaked…. What about the dissolving corpse?!

  3. frogapplause

    frogapplauseGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Perhaps I should change my signature from “Teresa” to “Typo”. This is getting tiresome. Sorry.

  4. 4deerinmyyard

    4deerinmyyardGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Well, it isn’t getting tiresome to *us*! We get an extra snicker.

    Re: dissolving corpse in bathtub, in chemical of some sort:
    Yeah, I hate when that happens.

    But which is the more horrifying visual–the dissolving etc., or the golfer wearing lime slacks?

  5. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Definitely the golfer in lime slacks-MY EYES, O MY EYES!!!!

  6. ejcapulet

    ejcapuletGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    If you think that’s bad - you might not want to look under the sink!

  7. painedsmile

    painedsmile said, 3 months ago

    Wait. I thought it was UNslaked lime.

    Slashing Hides and Evisceration of Carcasses. —
    After slaughter, all animals should have the hides or skins
    slashed through in such a manner as to destroy the pelts
    for commercial use. The carcasses should be eviscerated
    and covered with unslaked lime. The amount of lime
    used may vary with local conditions, the ability to secure
    same, etc. A barrel of lime for every 6 to 8 cattle or 12 to
    15 sheep or swine is usually sufficient. If the animals are
    large, additional lime may be used.

  8. judyparka

    judyparka said, 3 months ago

    We need a lime-slacked golf-playing chemist to explain the difference between slaked and unslaked lime.

  9. hank197857

    hank197857Genius_badge said, 3 months ago

    i don’t think english is her first language. … not that there’s anything wrong with that …

  10. jukeofurl

    jukeofurlGenius_badge said, 3 months ago


    1. we love you any how Teresa


    2. it lets us know you aren’t the tub killer ( probably )


    3. Tony Soprano is alive!!!


  11. Hugh B. Hayve

    Hugh B. Hayve said, 3 months ago

    Sulfuric acid is faster……and leaves the tub sparkly clean afterward.

  12. 3hourtour

    3hourtour said, 3 months ago

    ..as a fan of Arsenic and Old Lace..I see this as the new version…with Lime!..

  13. jml58

    jml58 said, 3 months ago

    Maybe the corpse was a golfer.

  14. TruckDriverFritz

    TruckDriverFritzGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    new avatar? Grace La Face on vacation ? body in tub ?

  15. DigitalFrog

    DigitalFrogGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    There’s nothing like fresh lime-ade to slake your thirst, especially after disposing of decomposing corpulent corpses…

  16. Steve

    SteveGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Harry Lime?

  17. Burgundy2

    Burgundy2 said, 3 months ago

    Don’t beat yourself up, Teresa! Sh** happens - just don’t step in it.

    Anyhow, I’m going to go and take a bath now…wait…what the f**k is this in my bathtub??!!

  18. farren

    farrenGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Unslaked lime, called simply “lime”, is calcium oxide, and has none of the nifty properties of slaked lime, calcium hydroxide. It’s slaked because it’s lime mixed with water, so its thirst has been slaked, so to speak. You use unslaked lime for the carcasses and stuff because it’s safer to handle, and changes into slaked lime anyway when the moisture from the decomposing carcass mixes with it. If you don’t want to wait that long, pre-slake.

    Slacked lime is just lime that’s kicking back, you know? And limeade will slake almost anybody’s thirst. Trader Joes has pomegranate limeade for $2.69 for a half gallon. Great stuff.

  19. CoBass

    CoBass said, 3 months ago

    I got here late - did the typo get fixed? I ask because I’m seeing “slaked lime” in the comic. (From previous comments, I gather it must have originally been “slacked lime”.)

  20. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    I demand the return of Grace the Face!

  21. frogapplause

    frogapplauseGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Okay, I’m back. I was away looking for a new eyepatch. Somebody threw my other one in a tub of SLAKED lime!!!

  22. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Thank you, Miss Face. The new eyepatch is quite fetching.