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   painedsmile said, 4 months ago

   or Depends®

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   Margueritem said, 4 months ago

   Very true. They don’t even know what pants are…

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   Sisyphos said, 4 months ago

   No one can even see if you’re wearing pants, if you want to know the truth….

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   cleokaya said, 4 months ago

   Heck, I don’t even have to be in space to not worry if I am wearing pants. Pants are so overrated.

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   ejcapulet said, 4 months ago

   Yes, cleokaya we gathered that much from Non Sequitir the other day :p

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   Carmy said, 4 months ago

   Hey cleo, not only are you world famous, now you’re universal too!

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   3hourtour said, 4 months ago

   …or pantyhose….

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   DigitalFrog said, 4 months ago

   Is that Brewster standing there?

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   plight said, 4 months ago

   The last time I was in space, my pants just drifted away from me in the low gravity. As the space station passed over Russia I flashed the Kremlin in very slow motion. It was about to become an international incident when my orbiting undies knocked out a key Star Wars weapon system and brought Medvedev and Obama back to the negotiating table. I think you might have seen recent news about the proposed Start 2 Treaty, which essentially stipulates that all astro-cosmo-nauts should keep their daks on in zero-G in return for a reduction in nukular weapon stockpiles. Personally I’m chuffed my aerospatial gruts have brought peace to the world … not to mention the odd sensation of freeballing to the Blue Danube Waltz. As always I remain, your subservient pantsbot …

10. 

    nighthawks said, 4 months ago

    about that last comment,

    uhhhhh, huh?

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    nighthawks said, 4 months ago

    anyway, we , once again , are escorted into the dark recesses of Teresa Dowlatshahi’s strange little mind…
    always an interesting journey!

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    Doctor Toon said, 4 months ago

    In space, No one can hear you pee.

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    Skylark said, 4 months ago

    Plight—I think you should keep your pants on and run, not walk to the nearest mental hospital! :) :)
    Take water..

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    hymenoxis said, 4 months ago

    For some reason I flashed on the scene near the end of the original “Alien”, where Sigourney Weaver is changing into a space suit, wearing only skimpy undies….(sigh)….

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    DigitalFrog said, 4 months ago

    Maxine - go easy on Plight - he hasn’t been the same since that alien abduction incident - besides, if he arrives at the hospital without his pants, it will make the diagnosis much easier….

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    ottod said, 4 months ago

    But they do care if you have a he-man voice! Imagine, “Houston, we have a problem…” in falsetto.

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    ransomknotts said, 4 months ago

    He-man voice? You’ve been reading Teresa’s blog, Otto!

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    Shikamoo said, 4 months ago

    @ Doc- In space, you pee in your face1 No gravity.

    cleo Get the bleeep back to earth you ding-a-ling. (Meant in the kindest way possible, of course!)

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    Sandor_at_the_Zoo said, 4 months ago

    And if they do care, no one can hear them scream.