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   judyparka said, 5 months ago

   Naked with a bow-tie and a rose. I wonder why she stood you up. Again.

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   Margueritem said, 5 months ago

   She used her best excuse last time. Maybe her Grandma died this time.

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   Sisyphos said, 5 months ago

   But, folks, a centipede in your eye can be a real downer. I think she has a legit excuse. As for Nearly Naked Guy: T.S., Eliot!

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   JFri said, 5 months ago

   Uh, is that YOU, cleo? Wow, the Tribe is getting a lot of “coverage” in the comics today!

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   Skylark said, 5 months ago

   EWWU! I hope it crawls out of her ear. That is nasty, mean and hateful to stand that poor, innocent guy up. Especially with a lovely rose!! But his tie is crooked…THAT’S why!!

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   itisme said, 5 months ago

   The guy’s not naked, that’s his t-shirt!

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   3hourtour said, 5 months ago

   …she promised him a rose garden,but didn’t tell him about all the pricks in it…

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   SQUIDBREAKER said, 5 months ago

   Better than a log or a gnat. Those have a deeper risidual effect on the body than the lemon juice. And the centipede will die before she does.

   So, hey, she’ll show up.

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   coltish1 said, 5 months ago

   Maybe he’s going for a Chippendale dancer’s look.

   In which case - good luck with that.

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    cleokaya said, 5 months ago

    JFri - I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing a tie.

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    weeksfive said, 5 months ago

    Patrick Swayze he’s not (think the Chippendale skit with Chris Farley on SNL).

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    Goodquestion said, 5 months ago

    She told me that her sister was an only child☺

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    plight said, 5 months ago

    Dude, you need a find a date with a better quality of excuse.

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    runar said, 5 months ago

    How about a lemon-flavored centipede?