Frog Applause by Teresa Dowlatshahi

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  1. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 5 months ago

    Neither can we! YOU’RE SHOUTING!

  2. Gweedo Murray

    Gweedo Murray said, 5 months ago

    Love the coloring.

  3. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Gweedo: I agree. T seems to be changing her style a bit.

  4. ejcapulet

    ejcapuletGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    And if he can’t sleep - neither can anyone else!

  5. wndrwrthg

    wndrwrthgGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    So jump.

  6. JFri

    JFri said, 5 months ago

    You are very sleepy. You can fly……….

  7. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, 5 months ago

    But, at least the lights work.

  8. Ray C

    Ray CGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    The guy just needed a night-light! Now everything’s okay.

  9. TruckDriverFritz

    TruckDriverFritzGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    as usual, all MzD seems to “cartoon” about is sex sex sex…

  10. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 5 months ago

    See Barack - your stimulant check was too much, even for yourself.

    Next time, just pass out some green tea to all citizens and tell them to go out and get to work. Even you could do that.. Reel work tired you out and then you can sleep just fine.

    Try catching a 87 pound Amberjack and see how well you sleep. Thats reel work. Or for some its just recreation.

  11. Hugh B. Hayve

    Hugh B. Hayve said, 5 months ago

    Dude sounds like he ran out of of bud.

  12. flyingflowerpot

    flyingflowerpot said, 5 months ago

    TruckDriverFritz: Have you seen this? http://tinyurl.com/c7fonu
    It explains why there is no more “Sex Applause”.

  13. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 5 months ago

    Plus, we are all out of condoms. Green tea is better birth control because it helps you stay awake and know what you are doing. and if you can’t support your children - DON”T HAVE SEX!!!!!!!!! And if you don’t have marriage to a person of an opposite sex, you can’t have sex. You can only have fornication or adultery. And you can’t reproduce with like kind so the alledged genetic mutation will die off anyway.
    But lying is just as bad. So is not keeping sabbath. Not tithing is not even mentioned in the first ten. Pastors - get off that broken record and get to the basics.

    Can that sex discussion get applause? Probably only from Reggie White, but he’s resting now.

  14. plight

    plight said, 5 months ago

    Does he normally sleep on rooftops?

  15. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 5 months ago

    Good place to be: on the rooftop - don’t go back into the house and get anything before you very carefully climb down the fire escape.

    Jumping is not a safe option.

  16. 3hourtour

    3hourtour said, 5 months ago

    Emet is very funny…for a nincumpoop…

  17. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 5 months ago

    Thanks - I aims to be funny. But what was with the insult? Oh, roll playing. Yes, the captains tend to insult the employees, because they aren’t afraid of becoming unemployed.

    Only if they own the boat.

  18. olivefoote

    olivefoote said, 5 months ago

    Your comments are hard to follow, EMET. What are you trying to say? (Also, are you genuinely a poor speller or is that just a part of your I-aims-to-be-funny act)?

  19. Shikamoo

    ShikamooGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    olivefoote: Probably typos mainly. But REEL WORK is funny as in reference to FISHING. Not sure what it has to do with the cartoon, but it’s funny.

  20. Doriation

    Doriation said, 5 months ago

    Thanks Teresa!! I’m feeling a little “misery loves company” myself today. :)

  21. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Teresa, I’m sorry to read that sickos influenced you to change your style.

  22. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    A word to the would be wise: Calling yourself Johnny Big Gun will not make women automatically swoon at your feet. In fact most of them will start laughing as they walk away.

  23. Hugh B. Hayve

    Hugh B. Hayve said, 5 months ago

    Asleep in perfect blue buildings,
    Beside the green apple sea,
    Gonna get me a little oblivion, baby,
    Try to keep myself away from me….

  24. TruckDriverFritz

    TruckDriverFritzGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    flyingflowerpot said, about 9 hours ago

    TruckDriverFritz: Have you seen this? http://tinyurl.com/c7fonu
    It explains why there is no more “Sex Applause”

    No I hadn’t… thanks…. not that anyone will read this… it’s almost midnight… time to close this day’s FA… and look forward to tomorrow…. nite all….

  25. trumper13

    trumper13Genius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Read a bridge book.
    You won’t be able to stay awake!

  26. Prolagus

    Prolagus said, 5 months ago

    Do you know many insomniacs, Teresa?

  27. Prolagus

    Prolagus said, 5 months ago

    The last refuge of the insomniac is a sense of superiority to the sleeping world.

    (Leonard Cohen)