Frog Applause by Teresa Dowlatshahi

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  1. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    Good one, farlefty.

    The horses had to climb one on top of the other to make it across, which wasn’t a pleasant experience for the bottom most equine. Lord Pantleroy was forced to wear his sh!t kickers everyday, which caused great unhappiness among the boot blacks.

  2. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    Eventually, it got so big that someone decided it needed a name. Henceforth, it became known as DC (Diddly Crap)>

  3. runar

    runarGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    This must have happpened in Denmark or Norway (because of the ΓΈ). On the other hand, I wouldn’t put it past Teresa to set it in the Faroe Islands.

  4. 3hourtour

    3hourtour said, 8 months ago

    …is she talking about her crotch?…

  5. drbob456

    drbob456 said, 8 months ago

    …and all spoke in hushed tones.

  6. Ray C

    Ray CGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    And there they stand, up manure lagoon without a paddle.

  7. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    Beware the Loch Poop Monster.

  8. Dypak

    DypakGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    That’s how it is when you have a PhD - Piled Higher and Deeper

  9. pschearer

    pschearerGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    Manure Lagoon? I think I went to school with him.

  10. coltish1

    coltish1 said, 8 months ago

    Time to do the dredging! Any volunteers?

    And um … that looks to me like Milady Pantleroy.

  11. plight

    plight said, 8 months ago

    If they had have laughed it would have been that ‘muwhahaha’ laugh of fat spiders, over-the-hill baritones, newly-emptied rubbish tins and the vaults of giant corporations made mainly of glass and arrogance.

  12. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    A local farmer was working on a tractor. It tipped over and pinned him beneath it, where he drowned in the bottom of his manure lagoon.

  13. BlueRaven

    BlueRaven said, 8 months ago

    Until one day, a boy saw his favorite Bollywood film star from across the lagoon and swam across to get his autograph.

  14. DigitalFrog

    DigitalFrogGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    I thought lagoon was the French word for idiot…

  15. Lisa

    Lisa said, 8 months ago

    I would have laughed (but under my breath)

  16. itchybacon

    itchybacon said, 8 months ago

    I say, ol’ chap, you look MARVELOUS!

  17. judyparka

    judyparka said, 8 months ago

    A double-decker horse! Cool.

  18. itisme

    itismeGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    …..For laughing would have cracked the ediface of its rough hewn holding walls.

    IF I GIVE HER ANY MORE I’M AFRAID SHE’S GONNA BLOW!

  19. painedsmile

    painedsmile said, 8 months ago

    Agitating Liquid Manure Lagoon:
    http://tinyurl.com/bxjohb