Frog Applause by Teresa Dowlatshahi

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  1. 4deerinmyyard

    4deerinmyyardGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    Yeah, dagnab these perfect fembots anyway; why can’t they assemble themselves?

  2. grapfhics

    grapfhics said, 8 months ago

    “Call for Mr. Pygmalion …”

  3. itisme

    itismeGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    Mine came assembled but batteries were not included.

  4. Hugh B. Hayve

    Hugh B. Hayve said, 8 months ago

    I’ll bet she didn’t come with instructions either.

  5. 3hourtour

    3hourtour said, 8 months ago

    ..if you were fooling around enough to discover she came in her box,than you already knew enough to insert tab ‘A’ into slot ‘B’…

  6. Dypak

    DypakGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    Your problem was you read the instructions!

  7. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 8 months ago

    More than half the fun of getting there is the process of getting there itself.

  8. plight

    plight said, 8 months ago

    Conclusion: there is no perfect woman.

  9. plight

    plight said, 8 months ago

    I thought I’d found the perfect cereal … until I read the box:
    Some eating required.

  10. BlueRaven

    BlueRaven said, 8 months ago

    Charlie, calling the brain and tongue optional says more about your love life than you realize.