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   Margueritem said, 9 months ago

   I’d have kept my attention span.

2. 

   cleokaya said, 9 months ago

   After doing so, I felt like such an ass.

3. 

   tgaml said, 9 months ago

   Cool hand shadow

4. 

   3hourtour said, 9 months ago

   …I don’t know if they went to India,but I used Preparation H on my hemorrhoids and they went away…

5. 

   drbob456 said, 9 months ago

   I wonder if she used spell check?

6. 

   plight said, 9 months ago

   So it’s your hemorrhoids that have been calling me to offer discounts on my home broadband?

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   painedsmile said, 9 months ago

   I recently added hemorrhoids to my no-call list.

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   DigitalFrog said, 9 months ago

   I hate it when you call ATT for help and you get hemorroids instead….

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   Doctor Toon said, 9 months ago

   I outsourced my hemorrhoids to NASA, now they’re asteroids.

10. 

    Lisa said, 9 months ago

    doctortoon - LOL!
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    I want my attention span returned to me!

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    DigitalFrog said, 9 months ago

    If you outsourced them to Resolute Bay, Nunavut, Canada would that make them Polaroids?

12. 

    jml58 said, 9 months ago

    I used “attetionspan” as password.
    I got a message “password too short”.

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    UltraLameFest said, 9 months ago

    I heard on NPR tonight that IBM outsourced jobs to India, Brazil and elsewhere, but in a moment of compassion, allowed the laid off folks to go chase their jobs in those countries. Yeah, they’ll pay moving expense so you can go work at 1/4 the salary in a foreign land. What a bunch of nice guys.