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   Margueritem said, 11 months ago

   And we’ve smoked our last cigarette..

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   ejcapulet said, 11 months ago

   Is eggnog and charred bodies some sort of mixed drink?

3. 

   itisme said, 11 months ago

   Sounds like Christmas during the Blitzkreig.

4. 

   plight said, 11 months ago

   Moral: don’t invite statues to Christmas drinks.

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   drbob456 said, 11 months ago

   I thought she said “Charro-ed” bodies.

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   Ray C said, 11 months ago

   Sounds like Diet Smith has brought a gallon of whipped cream to the Braces bonfire.

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   sloop said, 11 months ago

   Every woman I’ve ever dated… ends up wanting to pour eggnog on my charred body.

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   plight said, 11 months ago

   Done. I was grey before I was pink, you dig?
   My flesh under your nails.
   While the band played into the night I watched drunks break bottles on each others’ heads, ka-grnchh! Taxis trawl and then flee, terrified. The doof-doof wagons are too deaf to stop. Lapwings mock from the safety of the beach. My flatmate falls asleep with TV still on, unused condom a testament to failed Friday.
   Plastic, rubber, video-lubber.
   If there is a breeze tomorrow I’ll try to hold my head up,
   But every day it gets harder.
   I am a voyeur of atrophy
   and unbent trees.
   Forgive me.

9. 

   cleokaya said, 11 months ago

   I can’t leave baby. You’re naked. Pass me another fortune cookie.

10. 

    Ray C said, 11 months ago

    sloop says:
    “Every woman I’ve ever dated… ends up wanting to pour eggnog on my charred body.”
    Are you bragging or complaining? ;-)

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    sloop said, 11 months ago

    RayC: I kid you not. The most beautiful woman I’ve ever known tried to roast my onions with a kitchen blowtorch. I now keep a fire extinguisher beside my bed… and only date ugly women. Her name was Michaela, by the way. Steer clear of Michaelas, my brothers!

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    Ray C said, 11 months ago

    sloop says:
    “RayC: I kid you not. The most beautiful woman I’ve ever known tried to roast my onions with a kitchen blowtorch…”
    OMG!! What did you do to deserve that? Buy her a Thighmaster for her birthday?

13. 

    Bob said, 11 months ago

    You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.

14. 

    Dypak said, 11 months ago

    In one rear and out the other…

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    WickedCrazy said, 11 months ago

    Mix single malt scotch and eggnog and drink enough of it and your body will feel charred in the morning.