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   Gweedo Murray said, 12 months ago

   Do newspapers actually print this strip ‽ (giggle)

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   ejcapulet said, 12 months ago

   But do the occupants of those houses want to see a corpse flying over?

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   Doctor Toon said, 12 months ago

   I always said I wanted a traditional viking funeral, but for some silly reason the city won’t issue a permit for a burning longship in the lake by the city park.

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   plight said, 12 months ago

   I don’t want to die. I want to read and love Frog Applause forever.

5. 

   Ray C said, 12 months ago

   If they strapped a bunch of Roman candles around your waist first, you could really go out in a blaze of glory.

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   flyingflowerpot said, 12 months ago

   You’re one sweet and poetic Australian man, plight! And funny too.

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   Bill Hinds said, 12 months ago

   HAHAHAHA! This is my favorite FA so far. Beautiful mixture of weird and funny. Wish I had thought of it.

8. 

   Lisa said, 12 months ago

   the neighbors: “Ahhh It’s Ted! Please don’t land on OUR house!!!

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   Ray C said, 12 months ago

   lisa4romMpls says:
   the neighbors: “Ahhh It’s Ted! Please don’t land on OUR house!!!
   .
   Lisa: Are you sure his name isn’t Spud?
   .
   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spud_gun

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    UltraLameFest said, 11 months ago

    When you die, a certain company will turn your carbon into a synthetic diamond: http://www.lifegem.com/
    Finally, us slobs can be classy, in a twisted, grotesque kind of way.

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    UltraLameFest said, 11 months ago

    And Teresa, you better get over to Toby: They are throwing $20 words around again like there’s no tomorrow.

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    plight said, 11 months ago

    @ ‘potsy: blush.
    Unfortunately I think you’ll find I’m also quite fickle. I decided I needed to have a personality trait that rhymes with pickle.