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1. 

   Margueritem said, about 1 year ago

   Man, that IS a hard choice. Choose NASCAR, and you can wear tank tops and get really cool tattoos. Choose Scientology, and you, too, can be Tom Cruise.

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   spelvin2002 said, about 1 year ago

   Nooooo!!

3. 

   spelvin2002 said, about 1 year ago

   Nooooo!!

4. 

   WickedCrazy said, about 1 year ago

   How about a nice juicy mouse?

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   painedsmile said, about 1 year ago

   A guy from where I used to work was really into NASCAR. I remember another guy, Mark, saying, “What’s so hard about riding in a car? I do it every day.” Mark was just trying to make the guy mad, and it always worked.
   It led to all sorts of red-faced stats, like, “It’s not unusual for a driver to lose forty pounds during the course of a race!”
   I was sorry to see that guy go. He was pretty entertaining.

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   Bill Hinds said, about 1 year ago

   Forty pounds! Are they pedaling those cars?

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   Bill Hinds said, about 1 year ago

   I like how the kitty is in the classic “farting” position when NASCAR is mentioned.

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   Doug Dean said, about 1 year ago

   margueritem: Actually, you could choose NASCAR and STILL be Tom Cruise, pretending to be a NASCAR driver!

   painedsmile: Your story is funnier than the strip!

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   Beandish said, about 1 year ago

   Please! Don’t do it Kitty! A red neck will not compliment your blue fur and a diety from outer space just doesn’t seem to be your style.

10. 

    plight said, about 1 year ago

    Everyone knows blue kittens can’t drive. This is silly.

11. 

    Doriation said, about 1 year ago

    LOL at plight

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    Ray C said, about 1 year ago

    It is common for a driver to lose 40 pounds. He regains it when they sew his legs back on after the wreck.

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    lrope said, about 1 year ago

    Is NASCAR an acronym? If so, what do the letters stand for?

14. 

    Bill Hinds said, about 1 year ago

    I think “SC” is “Stock Car.”
    The whole business probably started on a dirt track somewhere.

15. 

    Ray C said, about 1 year ago

    NASCAR stands for National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. But only rednecks and dingleberries know this.

16. 

    tobybartels said, about 1 year ago

    Or U2.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fBj2wsimvQ

17. 

    thedrew said, about 1 year ago

    “No,”he said‘“Outta gas.”

18. 

    GordonBarrett said, about 1 year ago

    I’d need more than 9!

19. 

    itisme said, about 1 year ago

    How About Rastlin! YEEE-HAWW!!!!

20. 

    prettyfeet said, about 1 year ago

    thedrew: Your story was disgusting and horribly unfunny. What your brother did was criminal. He should have been arrested and punished. He tortured and killed a helpless cat for fun. Was your older brother Jeffrey Dahmer? Please delete your comments.

21. 

    olivefoote said, about 1 year ago

    I’m guessing that thedrew’s story was deleted. It must have been awful. I’m glad I missed it. I’ve read thedrew’s posts before. He’s not a bad person, pretty feet. Come back, Drew!

22. 

    NoFearPup said, about 1 year ago

    thedrew lied…it was he who done the dirty deed and now he’s waiting for the knock on the door.

23. 

    Margueritem said, about 1 year ago

    I believe that the cat story was just a joke, although it had me going until he sent the punch line.

24. 

    thedrew said, about 1 year ago

    Deleteing(sp)my joke!?!It was a joke,by the way….I almost feel like a cartoonist:-(

25. 

    tobybartels said, 12 months ago

    Post it somewhere else, thedrew! I'll read it.