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1. 

   Margueritem said, about 1 year ago

   Either that, or a glass patio door.

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   flyingflowerpot said, about 1 year ago

   I don’t know why.

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   dsped said, about 1 year ago

   Hwy? Rte? Ave?

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   runar said, about 1 year ago

   vernemore?

5. 

   plight said, about 1 year ago

   Another one of my flatmates.

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   itisme said, about 1 year ago

   Why does the sun shine?
   Why does the wind blow?
   Why are we hurled into a pitiless and shalllow existence and made self aware so we know exactly how puny and insignificant we really are compared to the vastness of the Universe?
   Why do I read Frog Applause every day?
   Ah, that’s an easy one.
   Frog Applause provides you with the koans that 4 out of 3 Swamis agree are essential to achieving oneness with all that is.
   So ask your Swami about Frog Applause TODAY!

   (Brought to you by the Zen Monk Society of Koan Writers.
   No gastropods were harmed in today’s comic)

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   ejcapulet said, about 1 year ago

   itisme, you are hilarious!

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   sloop said, about 1 year ago

   It wasn’t my fault. That bird came out of nowhere and attacked my car.

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   Bill Hinds said, about 1 year ago

   Hah! Reminds me of the time my father was zipping down the hwy in his Opel GT and was hit by an OWL! It was almost as big as his car,

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    frogapplause said, about 1 year ago

    http://tinyurl.com/5b7vzr

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    lrope said, about 1 year ago

    B. Hinds: Owls have excellent eyesight. Did this owl accident happen in the daytime or at night? Did the owl die? Was your father hurt? One hears about deer-meets-car accidents, but this is the first I’ve heard about an owl hitting a car. I saw that YouTube video link. An Opel GT is a small car. Maybe the owl thought your father’s car was PREY!

12. 

    sloop said, about 1 year ago

    lrope: My Pagani Zonda C12 F was hit by a Bird of Paradise. Would you like to see it? (My car, not the dead bird).

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    sandboil said, about 1 year ago

    We all know what a DEER CROSSING sign looks like… I wonder what an owl sign would look like.

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    sandboil said, about 1 year ago

    Bill Hinds: Great story. Did your father ever let you borrow the keys for that sweet ride?

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    Bill Hinds said, about 1 year ago

    It was very early in the morning. My parents lived outside of the city. It was on a long stretch of empty highway. The owl didn’t survive. I used to drive that car a lot. It was a HOOT!
    …er…I mean…it was a lot of fun.

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    Ray C said, about 1 year ago

    Bill Hinds: Here is just the thing for you…
    http://www.amazon.com/Original-Road-Kill-Cookbook/dp/0898152003

17. 

    Bill Hinds said, about 1 year ago

    Enough about me.
    There’s a dead crow/raven/grackle that needs our attention.

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    Lunatic_fringe1 said, about 1 year ago

    I almost took out an owl on my motorcycle, or he owlmost took me out it was a very near mis.

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    Burgundy2 said, about 1 year ago

    thanks for the tinyurl, Frogapplause - it was hilarious!

20. 

    ransomknotts said, about 1 year ago

    How do you make a tinyurl?

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    plight said, about 1 year ago

    You drive too fast, frogapplause.

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    runar said, about 1 year ago

    In Old English, the “wh” combination was spelled “hw”.

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    4deerinmyyard said, about 1 year ago

    Ransomknotts: Go here:
    http://tinyurl.com/