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   olivefoote said, over 4 years ago

   Have faith in yourself… and in your baby giraffe caretaking abilities. You can do it!
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   itchybacon said, over 4 years ago

   What in the giraffe neck heck?!
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   painedsmile said, over 4 years ago

   My baby giraffe hates me. Hates everything about me. I feel like such a failure.
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   margueritem said, over 4 years ago

   Get yourself a green paisley turtleneck. Baby giraffes respond very favorably to them. 99 out of 100 baby giraffes polled preferred them over green paisley crew necks.
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   ransomknotts said, over 4 years ago

   My baby giraffe likes me naked. Well, almost. I wear a green paisley loincloth.
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   prettyfeet said, over 4 years ago

   I can’t decide which is cuter… a baby giraffe or a baby zebra. Ah, heck all babies are cute.
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   WickedCrazy said, over 4 years ago

   Is paisley comeing back?
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   lrope said, over 4 years ago

   Paisley never left. :-)
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   sloop said, over 4 years ago

   Wait. Is that Cathy? I’d think twice before asking her to take care of my infantile wildlife.
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    sloop said, over 4 years ago

    We can’t see her nose, or lack of one (since Cathy doesn’t have a nose). My guess is that this is Cathy. Who else thinks so?
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    margueritem said, over 4 years ago

    Hmm, I don’t see a heart anywhere on her shirt, but it could be.
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    runar said, over 4 years ago

    Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: Three. One to fill the bathtub and the other to saddle up the giraffe.

    Q: I don’t get it.

    A: I don’t have a giraffe. You’re supposed to baby-sit the turtle.
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