Frog Applause by Teresa Dowlatshahi

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  1. sloop

    sloop said, about 1 year ago

    I’m laughing because it’s funny.
    I’m crying because it’s probably true.

  2. ejcapulet

    ejcapuletGenius_badge said, about 1 year ago

    This reminds me of something I once heard on NPR, I think it was on Prarie Home Companion - something about a woman scientist who falls in love with a genetically-altered talking pig.

  3. painedsmile

    painedsmile said, about 1 year ago

    The bigger the pig, the harder it is for the average guy to compete.

  4. lrope

    lrope said, about 1 year ago

    Maybe the pig makes her happy. If you really love the woman, be happy that she’s happy.

  5. judyparka

    judyparka said, about 1 year ago

    I used to date that pig; he’s a heartbreaker.

  6. weedersea

    weedersea said, about 1 year ago

    I don’t know how this love triangle will play out, but I smell bacon.

  7. weeksfive

    weeksfive said, about 1 year ago

    If a pig ever stole the love of my life, I’d at least try to win her back. I wouldn’t just take a leisurely walk in the rain.

  8. Slappy

    SlappyGenius_badge said, about 1 year ago

    I like to think that right after the pig stole her, he saw through her pattern of disloyalty in all her relationships and preemptively dumped her.

  9. olivefoote

    olivefoote said, about 1 year ago

    Maybe the man should hook up with a nice big sow. One with an extra curly tail and long, sagging teats.

  10. amazing345

    amazing345 said, about 1 year ago

    lol.