Freshly Squeezed by Ed Stein

Freshly Squeezed

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  1. icky  mudd

    icky mudd said, 5 months ago

    now,you’ve got to thimk of nothing to print on them. HA? hmm,nothing,nothing,nothing. blank,blank.dah

  2. Penny Robinson Fan Club

    Penny Robinson Fan Club said, 5 months ago

    She needs to watch some old Reggie Perrin for inspiration.

  3. Penny Robinson Fan Club

    Penny Robinson Fan Club said, 5 months ago

    @Penny Robinson Fan Club

    tasteless puddings
    square hoops
    stringless guitars
    clangerless bells
    lightweight weights
    unstrung tennis rackets
    empty biscuit tins
    doorless birdcages
    broken crockery
    breakable cricket balls
    silent LPs: (“including
    ‘We Aren’t The Champions’;
    ‘You’ll Always Walk Alone’;
    ‘Songs From A Trappist Monastery’”)
    upright models of the
    Leaning Tower of Pisa
    leaning models of the Eiffel Tower
    bottomless ashtrays
    insoluble suppositories
    oversize eggcups
    cruet sets with no holes
    blank books
    fattening foods:
    (“for masochists on diets”)
    useless car stickers
    (including ‘We’ve been to the shop that
    sells car stickers’, ‘We haven’t been
    anywhere’, ‘This sticker doesn’t stick’)
    rungless ladders
    Dutch-Dutch dictionaries
    pianos with no keys

    http://www.leonardrossiter.com/reginaldperrin/Grot.html

  4. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, 5 months ago

    It won’t work like that Lizzie.

  5. mvw

    mvw said, 5 months ago

    @Comic Minister

    It might, the Pet Rock made millions.

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