Freshly Squeezed by Ed Stein

Freshly Squeezed

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  1. JoanHelen

    JoanHelen said, 11 months ago

    ROFL The days of speaking to a human being when contacting a business are fading rapidly.

  2. rogersden

    rogersden said, 11 months ago

    All of the above

  3. Violet Bay

    Violet Bay said, 11 months ago

    Amen!!

  4. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 11 months ago

    @JoanHelen

    Not totally, most people can do it without one. But if you press zero or wait a living person will be provided for you.

  5. Bob

    Bob said, 11 months ago

    One of the questions on the local cable provider menu is “are you are having problems with your internet service? Say yes or no” So I said “yes or no”. The system couldn’t handle it. I had to start over, but it was worth it.

  6. CDK

    CDK said, 11 months ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    And sometimes that is not an option.If the options are 1,2 or3 and you do not press an option or press 0 they hang up.
    What I hate more is the robots that askes a question and does not recognize what you say and you play the repeat game over and over.

  7. Chewiek9

    Chewiek9 said, 11 months ago

    I wish they were all this simple.

  8. cbrsarah

    cbrsarah said, 11 months ago

    I hate automated answering services.

  9. rgcviper

    rgcviper said, 11 months ago

    [Snerk]


    Good one!


    It’s funny because it’s so true.


    I’ve also found that saying “Representative” can sometimes take you to a live person, too.

  10. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 11 months ago

    @CDK

    That should be good enough reason to drop them.

  11. Dry

    Dry said, 11 months ago

    They forget Press 2 for Espanol. Also, and this is my biggest PEEVE, they yap about the unemployment rate. Get REAL HONEST TO GOODNESS PEOPLE ON THERE ANSWERING THE PHONES and you could take care of a lot that problem. DUH!

  12. JoanHelen

    JoanHelen said, 11 months ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    Not in South Africa, apart from the banking call centres. You can go through the whole menu a couple of times to try and get an operator. Generally the landline just ends the call. I use email or the company website; it works much faster here.

  13. Tigger

    Tigger said, 11 months ago

    Press and hold Zero or yell, and you will be sent to a live human

  14. Tigger

    Tigger said, 11 months ago

    @JoanHelen

    Press ‘0’, and you will get Customer Service, or just be silent and do nothing

  15. Tigger

    Tigger said, 11 months ago

    @rgcviper

    If you remain silent or scream or enter wrong numbers, press the # or * keys it confuses the automated machine, and the nice female voice will say: “I’m sorry, I do not understand you, I will transfer you to the next available agent.”

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