Free Range by Bill Whitehead

Free Range

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  1. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, almost 3 years ago

    …I’d get the patent.

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, almost 3 years ago

    Probably not safe if you put DWFNC in that thing.

  3. edclectic

    edclectic said, almost 3 years ago

    Mr. Coffee.

  4. cdward

    cdward said, almost 3 years ago

    No! You have to sip coffee, not suck it in a straw! Until they have one of those where you can actually sip, I’m sticking with the old ways. Oh, and it has to be Doc Toon’s Nuclear Coffee.

  5. PICTO

    PICTO said, almost 3 years ago

    @capndunzzl

    I think the patent belongs to Juan Valdez.

  6. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon said, almost 3 years ago

    @simpsonfan2

    If that was my Nuclear Coffee in there, that contraption might accidentally become a jetpack

  7. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon said, almost 3 years ago

    @cdward

    I rejected the modified Beer Hat idea on the same principle, besides the type of work I’ve always done has been too kinetic and major spillage would be inevitable


    Hope you’re using an unobtanium cup when you drink my Nuclear Coffee, it’s always a shame when it escaped between sips

  8. scrabblefiend

    scrabblefiend said, almost 3 years ago

    I hope his cubicle is near the men’s room.

  9. Jeff0811

    Jeff0811 said, almost 3 years ago

    @scrabblefiend

    I was thinking the same thing, when his increase in productivity is measured against his time in the bathroom, it isn’t all that great after all.


    Factor in time to remove it before entering / after leaving said bathroom, it’s a wash.

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