Free Range by Bill Whitehead

Free Range

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, 3 months ago

    Love it!

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 3 months ago

    In Walmart it’s just one fat lazy slob riding.

  3. win

    win said, 3 months ago

    It’s always a joy to ride my scooter (BMW 1100 RT).

  4. PICTO

    PICTO said, 3 months ago

    @win

    “It’s always a joy to ride my scooter (BMW 1100 RT).”
    When you feel the need…..the need for speed.

  5. knittyditty

    knittyditty said, 3 months ago

    @simpsonfan2

    Oh yea! Wal-martians!

  6. Radish

    Radish said, 3 months ago

    Scoot down the road / What’s my number?
    I wonder how your engine feels?

  7. Dunestrider

    Dunestrider said, 3 months ago

    We used to do forklift jousting in the factory where I used to work, when the bosses weren’t around.

  8. win

    win said, 3 months ago

    @PICTO

    Not to mention comfort and reliability.

  9. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate said, 3 months ago

    @simpsonfan2

    Saw one guy in Walmart who was so big, he had to use his own personal cart as the stores carts weren’t strong enough for his weight. On the back he had a bumper sticker that said Fat People are harder to kidnap. At least he had a sense of humor.

  10. cubefarmer

    cubefarmer said, 3 months ago

    Staff would race those things after hours where I used to work. They can get 35-40mph on a empty mall concourse.

  11. MPeters

    MPeters said, 3 months ago

    @Dunestrider

    That sounds rather scary.

  12. George Tirebiter

    George Tirebiter said, 3 months ago

    Help me get this thing charged up- I’m in the third heat!

  13. Perkycat

    Perkycat said, 3 months ago

    Reminds me of Betty White’s “Off Their Rockers”. funny show.

  14. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, 3 months ago

    at that age they have access to a much finer pharmacoepia of recreational self-medication.

  15. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, 3 months ago

    save water, shower with an old friend.

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