Free Range by Bill Whitehead

Free Range

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  1. win

    win said, almost 2 years ago

    You’ve gotta draw the line somewhere.

  2. MPeters

    MPeters said, almost 2 years ago

    I’ve always thought if I had three wishes, my first one would be to have 100 more. I would have to be careful with that, though. I might not really want what I think I want.

  3. PICTO

    PICTO said, almost 2 years ago

    My first wish was for money and it was granted.
    My second wish was for good looks and it was granted.
    My third wish was that my male member touch the the floor and my legs fell off.
    Be careful what you wish for.

  4. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, almost 2 years ago

    @PICTO

    You might get a genie that is hard of hearing and end up with a 12 inch pianist.

  5. ronald rini

    ronald rini said, almost 2 years ago

    @MPeters

    I agree but I would be a little more greedy I would wish for all the wishes I wanted. and on my first wish I would wish that I would not regret any of the wishes.

  6. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, almost 2 years ago

    The line is drawn at three. No wish for wishes.

  7. pinkx

    pinkx said, almost 2 years ago

    1. girls find me irresistible: still trying to heal the bite wounds.
    2. lots of money: can’t get rid of the confederate bills.
    3. world peace: earth split in 6 irregular chunks. (peace/pieces quickly ensued)

  8. Herkimer Harknfarph

    Herkimer Harknfarph said, almost 2 years ago

    Is the Earl sitting on the couch?

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