Free Range by Bill Whitehead

Free Range

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  1. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, about 2 years ago

    …I opened a fortune cookie once that had no fortune in it. (sigh)

  2. Amber Thompson

    Amber Thompson said, about 2 years ago

    It’ll be just as accurate.

  3. What-D-Hey

    What-D-Hey said, about 2 years ago

    Seems like she should have known her crystal ball was going to fail so she should get a backup.

  4. cdward

    cdward said, about 2 years ago

    @capndunzzl

    Lately, the Chinese restaurant we go to has been giving us one less cookie than we have in our family. Not sure what kind of a message that is.

  5. Jeff0811

    Jeff0811 said, about 2 years ago

    @cdward

    You need to reduce the size of your family by 1. Kidding, of course, sorry. I’m sure you have most of a loving family-san.


    On a totally unrelated topic, I’m sure, I went to a local family restaurant and the young family a few tables over brought in some young toddlers. The kids made sure all knew they were not happy. I told the waitress on my way out that I thought I liked kids before I came in, now I’m not so sure. She said as both a parent and a waitress, you get used to it.

  6. bmonk

    bmonk said, about 2 years ago

    @Jeff0811

    We ate at a Chinese restaurant as a large family a few years back. Needed three round tables pushed together. The toddler ended up with rice evenly spread over two feet from his high chair. The staff were very good about it—just pushed the tables back and brought out the vacuum.

  7. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, about 2 years ago

    capndunzzl: It means you have no future, or is it fortune. I got on a few years ago, and now I am almost broke. Yep, no fortune.

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