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   capndunzzl said, 4 months ago

   …I opened a fortune cookie once that had no fortune in it. (sigh)
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   Amber Thompson said, 4 months ago

   It’ll be just as accurate.
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   What-D-Hey said, 4 months ago

   Seems like she should have known her crystal ball was going to fail so she should get a backup.
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   cdward said, 4 months ago

   @capndunzzl

   Lately, the Chinese restaurant we go to has been giving us one less cookie than we have in our family. Not sure what kind of a message that is.
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   Jeff0811 said, 4 months ago

   @cdward

   You need to reduce the size of your family by 1. Kidding, of course, sorry. I’m sure you have most of a loving family-san.
   

   
   On a totally unrelated topic, I’m sure, I went to a local family restaurant and the young family a few tables over brought in some young toddlers. The kids made sure all knew they were not happy. I told the waitress on my way out that I thought I liked kids before I came in, now I’m not so sure. She said as both a parent and a waitress, you get used to it.
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   bmonk said, 4 months ago

   @Jeff0811

   We ate at a Chinese restaurant as a large family a few years back. Needed three round tables pushed together. The toddler ended up with rice evenly spread over two feet from his high chair. The staff were very good about it—just pushed the tables back and brought out the vacuum.
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   hippogriff said, 4 months ago

   capndunzzl: It means you have no future, or is it fortune. I got on a few years ago, and now I am almost broke. Yep, no fortune.
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