Free Range by Bill Whitehead

Free Range

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  1. Manhunter808

    Manhunter808 said, over 3 years ago

    So, she’s keeping the pear tree I guess.

  2. Dunestrider

    Dunestrider said, over 3 years ago

    This is actually the second day of Christmas. The 12th day is when the three wise guys reached Bethlehem.

  3. DavidGBA

    DavidGBA said, over 3 years ago

    Returns must be complete!

  4. celecca

    celecca GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Say on day 1, it’s a partridge, day 2 a partridge and a 2 turtle dove, day 3 a partridge, two doves and 3 hens… she’ll really have to return: 12 drummers, 22 pipers, 30 lords, 36 ladies, 40 maids, 42 swans, 42 geese, 40 rings, 36 calling birds, 30 french hens, 22 turtle doves, 12 partridges (I was trying to see if there was a number pattern – I’m bored)

  5. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    I would have at least kept the 5 gold rings!

  6. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, over 3 years ago

    Perkycat: They were from her “true love” (sweetheart), so there are probably strings attached.

  7. Saucy1121

    Saucy1121 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    There is actually a song called “The 12 Days AFTER Christmas” that deals with exactly this. It’s very funny.

  8. chromosome

    chromosome GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    @celecca

    364 items, if she returns them all!

  9. win

    win said, over 3 years ago

    @Manhunter808

    She ate the pears, tree not returnable.

  10. Bailey

    Bailey said, over 3 years ago

    @win

    … actually the Drummers ate the pears, it wasn’t pretty!

  11. The Mad Yank

    The Mad Yank GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    So is she looking for a refund for a single set of just 78 items totaling $25,431.18 or the complete 364 gift set given over the course of the song with a price tag of $107,300.24 (values according to PNC Wealth Management)?

    http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/11/26/gifts-in-the-twelve-days-of-christmas-cost-107000-this-year-thanks-to-rising-feed-prices/

  12. bmonk

    bmonk said, over 3 years ago

    She must be keeping the pear tree, and the goose eggs.

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