Free Range by Bill Whitehead

Free Range

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  1. The J.A.M.

    The J.A.M. said, 8 months ago

    The perils of outsourcing…

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 8 months ago

    ..for forty humans?

  3. Radish

    Radish said, 8 months ago

    To Serve Man

  4. runar

    runar said, 8 months ago

    Better that than this:
    It is a real book with real recipies. I’ve had a copy for more years than I care to remember.

  5. lightblade77

    lightblade77 said, 8 months ago

    Now there is a confidence booster.

  6. nighthawks

    nighthawks said, 8 months ago

    then there was the old three stooges bit where the stooges are in a restaurant are dissuaded from dining by a dog running out of the kitchen with a meat-cleaver-wielding chef in hot pursuit

  7. Radish

    Radish said, 8 months ago

    Then the chef brings the dog back into the kitchen and feeds it as he chops meat. The dog yelps and the Stooges think they are being served dog.

  8. le-roy

    le-roy said, 8 months ago

    Cooking for Dummies would have been funny in two veins.

  9. Jeff0811

    Jeff0811 said, 8 months ago

    Never (knowingly) had dog meat. I imagine it has some bite to it.

  10. bmonk

    bmonk said, 8 months ago

    The restaurant is now down to one star?

  11. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, 8 months ago

    Jeff0911: Yet another white meat – chicken (flight part), loin pork (but not ham or picnic), fish (most), elf (according to game convention buttons), dog, snake, iguana, quail, turkey (flight part), … and only a few taste like chicken.

  12. Tatenda

    Tatenda said, 8 months ago

    @hippogriff

    Crocodile, ostrich, eland, impalla, frog’s legs, escargot. Interestingly, only the croc tasted anything resembling chicken…very tender and sweet.

  13. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, 8 months ago

    @Radish

    Larry, one of the Stooges, is in the kitchen with a dog and a cat. The dog and the cat have been trained not to run into the restaurant, and, when the dog does, an angry Larry comes out holding the cleaver and grabs the dog and waves the cleaver at it, then takes the dog back into the kitchen without saying anything. In the kitchen is a rocker, and the dog gets close to the rocker with its tail wagging under the rocker, but the tail always comes out before the rocker comes down. Then the scene shifts to the diners, who hear a dog squeal. Finally, Larry brings out a tray and serves the people at one table who get up and leave.


    Repeat with the cat.

  14. K M

    K M said, 8 months ago

    There’s been an old joke that in Kentucky, if you cause roadkill, you can legally swerve off the road and hit up to two side dishes. That joke got less funny last week when it was revealed a Chinese restaurant was actually carting roadkill, usually deer, into the facility and preparing it. They say they weren’t preparing it for customers; but the health department shut them down anyway until the whole joint could be cleaned and sanitized.

  15. mrssaskfan

    mrssaskfan said, 8 months ago

    @hippogriff

    Elf????

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