Free Range by Bill Whitehead

Free Range

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  1. Pharmakeus Ubik

    Pharmakeus Ubik said, over 1 year ago

    Guess who gets to propitiate Huitzilopochtli today?

  2. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, over 1 year ago

    When you get to the top, you’re out of step.
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    @Pharmakeus Ubik: Have you tried Frog Applause?

  3. nighthawks

    nighthawks said, over 1 year ago

    but it’s not near as spectacular when you toss the severed heads off the stepmaster as when you toss them from the top of the pyramid

  4. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, over 1 year ago

    @nighthawks

    Not to mention the site of scarlet billows descending the steps with the precision of a slinky.

  5. iced tea

    iced tea said, over 1 year ago

    It’ll get the sacrifice up there a lot faster,too!

  6. oldpine

    oldpine said, over 1 year ago

    @Dogsniff

    Don’t you mean “sight”.

  7. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    They can watch the sacrificial hearts bounce with a slippery, wet, rubbery texture all the way down. And dump the bodies too as the next one lays down for the sacrificial treatment—-willingly.

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