Frazz by Jef Mallett


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  1. washingtoneagle

    washingtoneagle said, 8 months ago

    Now that’s cold!

  2. olddog1

    olddog1 said, 8 months ago

    Colder than a pile of penguin poop?

  3. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    Better bring the Brass Monkeys inside tonight…

  4. Ned Snipes

    Ned Snipes said, 8 months ago


    Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

  5. weakenwarrior

    weakenwarrior said, 8 months ago

    Don’t be the first to go on a cold morning.

  6. nosmadab

    nosmadab said, 8 months ago

    Colder than a sow’s hind teat.

  7. fathergod

    fathergod said, 8 months ago

    Colder than a wet witch’s titty!

  8. kmholz

    kmholz said, 8 months ago

    It was so cold yesterday I saw a chicken walking around with a capon.

    Cold enough to freeze the nuts off a steel bridge….

  9. Kerovan

    Kerovan said, 8 months ago

    @Ned Snipes

    Actually that saying is a holdover from sailing days. Cannonballs were kept in a frame with Brass railings. In certain cold weather ports the brass contracted enough to pop out and cannonballs would go rolling all over the deck. The frame was called a “Brass Monkey.”
    Fascinating where some of these old sayings come from isn’t it.

  10. DBjorn

    DBjorn said, 8 months ago

    As a Minnesotan living in exile in North Dakota, I can tell ya that yeah…that’s cold.

  11. stomps

    stomps said, 8 months ago


    …in a brass bra…

  12. Dave M

    Dave M said, 8 months ago

    Canadians put on sweaters . . .

  13. magicwalnut

    magicwalnut GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    Colder than a politician’s heart….

  14. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    ‘Brass’ seat?!
    “I’m an oak man, myself,” -Winston Wolf

  15. sonorhC

    sonorhC said, 8 months ago


    Nah, what’s even more fascinating is the silly fake etymologies people come up with for sayings. Like, did you know that some people really believe that a “brass monkey” was slang for a cannonball holder? Where do people get these absurd ideas?

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