Frazz by Jef Mallett


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  1. washingtoneagle

    washingtoneagle GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Now that’s cold!

  2. olddog1

    olddog1 said, 11 months ago

    Colder than a pile of penguin poop?

  3. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Better bring the Brass Monkeys inside tonight…

  4. Ned Snipes

    Ned Snipes said, 11 months ago


    Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

  5. weakenwarrior

    weakenwarrior said, 11 months ago

    Don’t be the first to go on a cold morning.

  6. nosmadab

    nosmadab said, 11 months ago

    Colder than a sow’s hind teat.

  7. fathergod

    fathergod said, 11 months ago

    Colder than a wet witch’s titty!

  8. kmholz

    kmholz said, 11 months ago

    It was so cold yesterday I saw a chicken walking around with a capon.

    Cold enough to freeze the nuts off a steel bridge….

  9. Kerovan

    Kerovan said, 11 months ago

    @Ned Snipes

    Actually that saying is a holdover from sailing days. Cannonballs were kept in a frame with Brass railings. In certain cold weather ports the brass contracted enough to pop out and cannonballs would go rolling all over the deck. The frame was called a “Brass Monkey.”
    Fascinating where some of these old sayings come from isn’t it.

  10. DBjorn

    DBjorn said, 11 months ago

    As a Minnesotan living in exile in North Dakota, I can tell ya that yeah…that’s cold.

  11. stomps

    stomps said, 11 months ago


    …in a brass bra…

  12. Dave M

    Dave M said, 11 months ago

    Canadians put on sweaters . . .

  13. magicwalnut

    magicwalnut GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Colder than a politician’s heart….

  14. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, 11 months ago

    ‘Brass’ seat?!
    “I’m an oak man, myself,” -Winston Wolf

  15. sonorhC

    sonorhC said, 11 months ago


    Nah, what’s even more fascinating is the silly fake etymologies people come up with for sayings. Like, did you know that some people really believe that a “brass monkey” was slang for a cannonball holder? Where do people get these absurd ideas?

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