Frazz by Jef Mallett

Frazz

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  1. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, about 1 year ago

    …anybody want to have kids now!

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 1 year ago

    re: capndunsel

    Not with genetic damage from ionizing radiation I sure don’t…

  3. tammyspeakslife

    tammyspeakslife GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    That is what kids really talk about. Now I wish I had the italics font

  4. olddog1

    olddog1 said, about 1 year ago

    Ten short years? What kid ever said something like that. At that age one year is like ten. I don’t know a lot of young kids, but they think credit cards are more like magic than danger.

  5. Leo Autodidact

    Leo Autodidact said, about 1 year ago

    Never mind the Credit Cards, it’s the College Student Loans that will destroy their Budgets for DECADES!

  6. Ewal Doh

    Ewal Doh GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Leo Autodidact

    Amen! Credit cards have a limit. There’s no limit on what the lenders will give with a gov’t backing. No reason to reduce their high rates either.

  7. Mstreselena

    Mstreselena said, about 1 year ago

    The school just doesn’t want to get sued because of an ACCIDENT. If you get hurt or injured, no matter how minor or even if it’s your fault, SUE Somebody.

  8. lightenup

    lightenup GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    No, let him believe that. I’m fine with him not reproducing… :-)

  9. Stella S

    Stella S said, about 1 year ago

    I let my daughter play a racing video game. I’m never going to let her drive.

  10. Me3000

    Me3000 said, about 1 year ago

    @Stella S

    so that’s the use of video games, good parenting tip.

  11. bigpuma

    bigpuma said, about 1 year ago

    @olddog1

    I’m surprised no one has called you an idiot, and pointed out that these people “aren’t real”. (And then there’s that chestnut, “Um, you are aware that this is a comic strip, right?”)

    I don’t demand realism, but I think that much of what Mallett does with his preternaturally brilliant kids undercuts the effectiveness of the story-telling. It’s a cheap device, artificial, to have them say things they wouldn’t say in a million years. Humor that comes from truth is better, not to mention funnier. JUST MY OPINION.

  12. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, about 1 year ago

    @bigpuma

    You must hate “Calvin & Hobbes” then. I mean, Calvin was six and Watterson had him spouting dialogue that makes the dialogue here seem like… well, schoolyard chatter.

  13. mwbarr

    mwbarr GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Wait until you can get a gun! Depending on the state you live in, you may be old enough now!

  14. Psychedelic Donut

    Psychedelic Donut GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Fiskars brand children’s scissors are as sharp as the full-size version, just without the pointed tips.

  15. Agingstoner

    Agingstoner said, about 1 year ago

    @olddog1

    It’s called artistic license. Google it. To see another example, read today’s Drabble. Do dogs really know about smoke alarms?

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