Frazz by Jef Mallett

Frazz

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 3 years ago

    re: capndunsel

    Not with genetic damage from ionizing radiation I sure don’t…

  2. tammyspeakslife

    tammyspeakslife GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    That is what kids really talk about. Now I wish I had the italics font

  3. olddog1

    olddog1 said, almost 3 years ago

    Ten short years? What kid ever said something like that. At that age one year is like ten. I don’t know a lot of young kids, but they think credit cards are more like magic than danger.

  4. Leo Autodidact

    Leo Autodidact said, almost 3 years ago

    Never mind the Credit Cards, it’s the College Student Loans that will destroy their Budgets for DECADES!

  5. Mstreselena

    Mstreselena said, almost 3 years ago

    The school just doesn’t want to get sued because of an ACCIDENT. If you get hurt or injured, no matter how minor or even if it’s your fault, SUE Somebody.

  6. lightenup

    lightenup said, almost 3 years ago

    No, let him believe that. I’m fine with him not reproducing… :-)

  7. Stella S

    Stella S said, almost 3 years ago

    I let my daughter play a racing video game. I’m never going to let her drive.

  8. Me3000

    Me3000 said, almost 3 years ago

    @Stella S

    so that’s the use of video games, good parenting tip.

  9. bigpuma

    bigpuma said, almost 3 years ago

    @olddog1

    I’m surprised no one has called you an idiot, and pointed out that these people “aren’t real”. (And then there’s that chestnut, “Um, you are aware that this is a comic strip, right?”)

    I don’t demand realism, but I think that much of what Mallett does with his preternaturally brilliant kids undercuts the effectiveness of the story-telling. It’s a cheap device, artificial, to have them say things they wouldn’t say in a million years. Humor that comes from truth is better, not to mention funnier. JUST MY OPINION.

  10. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, almost 3 years ago

    @bigpuma

    You must hate “Calvin & Hobbes” then. I mean, Calvin was six and Watterson had him spouting dialogue that makes the dialogue here seem like… well, schoolyard chatter.

  11. mwbarr

    mwbarr GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Wait until you can get a gun! Depending on the state you live in, you may be old enough now!

  12. Psychedelic Donut

    Psychedelic Donut GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Fiskars brand children’s scissors are as sharp as the full-size version, just without the pointed tips.

  13. Agingstoner

    Agingstoner said, almost 3 years ago

    @olddog1

    It’s called artistic license. Google it. To see another example, read today’s Drabble. Do dogs really know about smoke alarms?

  14. bigpuma

    bigpuma said, almost 3 years ago

    @The Wolf In Your Midst

    I never read that strip when it was up and running, but have seen it since. It doesn’t bother me because it’s fanciful altogether.

    With “Frazz”, it’s the lack of consistency that does the damage. Sometimes the kids act like kids and at other times they don’t. Mallett has Mrs. Olsen, too, occasionally saying “unmotivated” things. They sound false, forced.

    Now, the reverse case is worse, but this is not a forum for “Family Circus”.

  15. Radical-Knight

    Radical-Knight said, almost 3 years ago

    I still think there should be a program for planned parenthood that allows people considering children to first rent a kid for a week with no external help from others in money, upkeep, or parenting skills… this organization would be called RAK’em, for Rent-a-Kid! At’ll learn ’em!

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