Dumb bumper stickers
Someday my honor student will be defending your thug in court. If you can afford it.
Speaking of Michigan and bumper stickers, how about the one that I saw for sale at the Oldsmobile Homecoming car show in Lansing in 2007? It said:“Give Shaggy the baggie so he can roll Scooby a doobie!”
As an insurance employee, I can confirm there’s enough sophisitcation in figuring out all the aspects of what determines your rate, that Caufield isn’t far off in his first statement.
Back when “Have you hugged your kid today?” bumper stickers were all the rage, I saw somebody drive past with a bumper sticker reading “Have you slugged your kid today?” – horribly wrong, of course, but terrifically funny.
Then there were the ones that said “Have you belted your kid today?” – referring to seat belts.
“Save the whales, bomb a Toyota”.
“Insurance executive? After ACA they still exist?”While the ACA will make it easier for some people to fight diseases and parasitic infestations, they don’t eliminate the problem of insurance executives.
How many insurance executives used to be the bullies?
My best bumper sticker; “Pray for the success of atheism.”My holy-roller neighbor tore it off in the middle of the night.
Saw a sign in the back window of a car recently that said, “Who cares who’s on board?”
More likely, the school bully or loan shark.
Honor students, indeed.
My favorite: “My German Shepard is smarter than your honor student!” ; ))
Plenty of other things to insure besides health care.
My advice: Don’t put any bumper stickers on your car. The risk outweighs the benefits.
Debt Free: They are the ones who wrote the law, got Romney to put it in effect in Massachusetts, and complain about it now. Otherwise, we would have something to create a healthy citizenry like civilized countries have.
Some of the most popular people in school end up with a crappy livelihood. I know someone who was an honors student in school, but now he’s not so ambitious. He spends the vast majority of his time at home watching cartoons.
The bumper sticker that made me blow soda out my nose was:I don’t skinny dip; I chunky dunk;
They forget the lineman honors students