Frazz by Jef Mallett


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  1. KeepKeeper

    KeepKeeper said, over 1 year ago

    I don’t have a dog

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    Wonder if a dog ever actually ate somebody’s homework that wasn’t related to a cooking class?

  3. FlyerTom

    FlyerTom said, over 1 year ago

    Mine ate my paycheck once. Had to go back to work and get another, bringing the saliva-soaked confetti as proof. Company started a direct deposit program soon after.

  4. pumaman

    pumaman said, over 1 year ago

    Better than your homework eating your dog.

  5. defunctdoormat

    defunctdoormat said, over 1 year ago

    I had one dog that tried to eat everything. He was a very smart dog, but he was very attached, too, and whenever I left the house, he’d get really upset. He would always find SOMETHING to tear up. Sometimes video tapes, books, whatever was on my desk, etc. It got to the point that I left a sacrificial paper by the door. He stopped when he got older, and he’s gone now, but I still miss him. Couldn’t crate train him, either. He bloodied himself trying to get out when I closed the door once. He was used to being able to open all doors (he really could).

  6. pschearer

    pschearer GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Our dog really DID eat my homework once. The teacher wouldn’t buy it.

  7. thehag

    thehag said, over 1 year ago


    I can relate. Had a little Terrier mix who ate her bedding. None of it ever upset her system but I could tell months later where I missed picking up her poops in the yard, lots of bits of fabric. She also broke a tooth pulling apart a really sturdy chain-link dog run. Had to add 1/4 inch mesh to the whole thing. She passed recently of old age. Such a sweet dog.

  8. jessegooddoggy

    jessegooddoggy said, over 1 year ago

    My recently adopted 3 year old Freddog is not at all destructive, but I caught him chewing on 20 dollar bills a few times this summer, probably blown on the floor by the swamp cooler .

  9. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, over 1 year ago

    List? Pfft. If you can’t come up with an implausible excuse off the top of your head, you’re not living right.

  10. Stella S

    Stella S said, over 1 year ago

    When I was a kid, I brought the dog to school and tried to get him to vomit to prove I was telling the truth.

  11. Radical-Knight

    Radical-Knight said, over 1 year ago

    Did he?… well, no problem… we’ll just use the refuse you gather and reconnect for your biology project.

  12. Radical-Knight

    Radical-Knight said, over 1 year ago

    There was a story last week of a guy whose dog ate five Hundred dollar bills while he was on vacation. He followed the dog, reclaimed the feces… er, pieces, taped them together and took the evidence to the bank and received five new “Franklins” in exchange. If I had tried that, I’m sure everyone would have just laughed me out of the building!!!

  13. k_sera

    k_sera said, over 1 year ago

    My dog ate the dog training book.

  14. misty jade

    misty jade said, over 1 year ago


    In my Biology class a fellow classmate came in crying one day. Her dog ate much of her bug collection (a semester-long project) just before grading time. She brought in what sad remains were left, including half a Jerusalem cricket.

  15. defunctdoormat

    defunctdoormat said, over 1 year ago

    lol! my dog chewed on his for a while, but he didn’t really eat his. I just left it in the wrong place.

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