Frazz by Jef Mallett


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  1. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, 10 months ago

    …just don’t wax it.

  2. joisy^corncob

    joisy^corncob said, 10 months ago

    Just like the guy who was hired to paint the porch. He came back an hour later and said, “I’m finished. But that wasn’t a Porsche; it was a Ferrari.”

  3. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 10 months ago

    Some people really are fanatics to an extreme with sports and their over paid teams.

  4. Varnes

    Varnes said, 10 months ago

    The fabric of the flag in the first panel is rendered very well….

  5. Leo Autodidact

    Leo Autodidact said, 10 months ago

    Does he do Windows?

    (Dad might not get very far.)

  6. Stella S

    Stella S said, 10 months ago

    Just wait until after school. Da da da doom!

  7. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    I’d a done 2 fenders…

  8. bigpuma

    bigpuma said, 10 months ago

    Okay! All right! We get it! Football is bad; its fans are loathsome dolts. We know. Gee whiz!

  9. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago


    Overreact much? I wonder why you even read this strip; you seem to take offense to almost every one.

  10. The Old Wolf

    The Old Wolf GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago


    Damn. Came here to say that. 9_9

  11. bigpuma

    bigpuma said, 10 months ago

    @The Wolf In Your Midst

    I wouldn’t call a little ironic comment an overreaction. In any event, how many times has the subject of football come up in this strip, and how many times has the tone been negative? The answers are many and every single time.

    And why don’t you try just once responding to the comment I’ve made instead of talking about the commenter?

  12. JiminNYC

    JiminNYC said, 10 months ago


    In a similar vein, a soprano once had to sing when she wasn’t feeling her best, and, rather than ask the pianist to transpose the piece into a lower key, she asked to have the piano lowered.
    When she had to sing, she realized that the piece was in the original key. She got through it, but she confronted the crew afterwards, telling them, “I told you to lower that cursed piano, and you didn’t!”
    “Yes, we did, Madame! By at least two inches!”

  13. bigpuma

    bigpuma said, 10 months ago

    I get your point. I’m just saying that for someone who has absolutely no use for football, Mr. Mallett features it here an awful lot: Hacker can’t coach it; the team can’t play it; the players are fat and can’t run; you have to wear a cup; Hacker is fat and can’t think; the lights at night games are awful; it makes fathers ignore their families. The list goes on.

    It must be that Mallett is so at odds with his surroundings. Solo endurance sports type in the land of the Wolverines, Spartans, and Lions. He doesn’t get the attraction. Yet instead of ignoring it, he harps on it, demeans it, over and over. Kind of like I’m doing right now.

  14. bigpuma

    bigpuma said, 10 months ago


    That’s pretty funny! I mean it!

    You’re on the right track. But it’s not how the strip is understood that I’m talking about; we all get the jokes and the themes. It’s how the ideas behind the jokes and themes are either accepted or rejected. I’m at odds with lots of people who think as Jef Mallett does. They’ll never agree with me, because the things I find bizarre, they find wonderful.

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 10 months ago


    Some one has to harp on the loathsome time, effort and money sucking past time that dominates our culture. Of course it doesn’t do snot against it but some of us feel better for it.

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