Frazz by Jef Mallett

Frazz

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  1. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 year ago

    I always wanted to see a CSI: Rio de Jinero.

  2. Arianne

    Arianne said, about 1 year ago

    Oh, good Graef!

  3. Sillstaw

    Sillstaw GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Of course, at this point, “CSI: Original Flavor” is all that’s left. So yeah, it’d be pretty hard if they won’t even keep a murder investigation show set in New York on the air.

  4. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, about 1 year ago

    Suddenly the door is carefully opened. An outraged Chief raises his eyebrows.
    “Forgotten how to knock, Kowalski?”
    “Sorry, Chief. But – the Hackendorffs – they – they . . .”


    The chief rises to his feet, his face grey with concern.
    “Calm yourself, Kowalski. Speak slowly and clearly, and make sure you enunciate your consonants.”
    “It’s the Hackendorffs, Chief. They’d been at a charity premiere. Came back early and walked in on the kids unexpected-like. Caught them throwing a bridge party. And it’s a school night.”


    The Chief frowns – this could be tricky. The Kowalski speaks again.
    “That’s not all of it, Chief.”
    The Chief silently waits for Kowalski to finish his report.
    “After Mr Hackendorff drove them all home and spoke to their parents he came back and found . . .”
    Kowalski pauses, uncertain how to go on. Gently the Chief prompts him.
    “It’s okay, Kowalski – we’ve all been in the force a long time. You won’t shock us.”


    Kowalski’s face is a mask of pain.
    “The handle of his gardening bucket was broken.”
    WHAT?!”


    “Mr Hackendorff swears that it was fine when the gardener put it away yesterday. He checked the tools personally. Doesn’t quite trust Chavez, what with him having a foreign name and everything.”


    The Chief sits down. He is looking thoughtful.
    “DeLacey – are you thinking what I’m thinking?”
    “I think so, Chief.”
    “Tonight a broken bucket handle. Five months ago that family – what was the name again?”
    “Marconioni”
    “That’s the one -Marconioni. That family came home from a lunchtime family meal at La Maison de la Allouette to find that someone had stuck gum on their mailbox.”


    He looks at DeLacey. His face is creased with worry.
    “You know what this means, don’t you?”
    DeLacey nods.
    “We’ve got a crimewave on our hands. And it’s escalating rapidly”
    “We’ve got to try to catch this b@st@rd before he strikes again.”
    “Unfortunately, DeLacey, we might not be quick enough. Already there’s only five months between offences.”
    The chief sighs. DeLacey – alert the team. Kowalski – send out for skinny macchiatos and some biscotti. This is going to be a long night . . . "


    (Disclaimer: Although based on true incidents, stories and characters are totally fictitious and any resemblance to real live people and things that happened to your Auntie Verena’s mailbox are purely co-incidental. Honest.)

  5. bpullin

    bpullin said, about 1 year ago

    Well done Pacopuddy.

  6. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, about 1 year ago

    now, it is down to csi las vegas. cbs canceled csi new york.

  7. Arianne

    Arianne said, about 1 year ago

    @Pacopuddy

  8. prrdh

    prrdh said, about 1 year ago

    @Pacopuddy: excellent, but Kowalski? Isn’t he from CSI: Hamtramck?

  9. gir63

    gir63 said, about 1 year ago

    I use to live in a smallish town where there wasn’t much going on, and the police chief would come into where I worked quite a bit. So I would tease him about his force on “Cops”. “We have a barking dog on Elm” or something similar, and he would be “Ah, shut up.” He was a pretty good guy.

  10. Crawdaddy

    Crawdaddy said, about 1 year ago

    What “Who” tune would be the theme music? “Join together with the band”? “Mama’s got a squeeze box”?

  11. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, about 1 year ago

    @prrdh

    Possibly – I just thought it was a legal requirement for every cop show to have someone called Kowalski in it.

  12. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    This’ll probably get optioned when “CSI: Walla-Walla, Washington” fizzles out after four seasons.

  13. Sharuniboy

    Sharuniboy GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Good Lord! Are those silly nonsense videos still around?


    I tried watching one of those on occasion. After scene after scene with the Techs walking into a dark room, holding their flashlights up around their eyes, with pinky fingers out as if they were at “High Tea”, or some such, I found I was so sore from laughing so hard, I’d missed whatever the “point” of the program might have been.


    I never did think they were worth wasting any more time on.

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 year ago

    @Charles Smith

    Yes, it was late, didn’t recall the spelling of January in Portuguese.

  15. AStarofDestiny

    AStarofDestiny said, about 1 year ago

    @Crawdaddy

    HAHAHA!! Squeeze Box for sure!

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