Frazz by Jef Mallett

Frazz

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  1. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 3 years ago

    Ms. Plainwell, Noooooooo..!!!! It’s got to be flowers at least! Every body who has ever had a mom, raise your hand….Was yours as good as mine?…I doubt it. But then again, I’m sure you’d say the same thing..

  2. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, about 3 years ago

    unless your mother is a self-centered, ignorant, selfish woman who whines about not getting enough attention. who also has a xanax addiction, coupled with a pack a day habit and the alcohol dependence, she can buy her own card.

  3. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, about 3 years ago

    @vwdualnomand

    You speak from experience, I take it?

    Love Miss P’s expression in the second panel.

  4. Dodger Bleu

    Dodger Bleu said, about 3 years ago

    Good Job, Frazz! One step ahead of his girlfriend’s mother.

  5. olddog1

    olddog1 said, about 3 years ago

    Once she hits 80, you have to go visit. Out to dinner. A plus is her bragging rights with friends.

  6. KenTheCoffinDweller

    KenTheCoffinDweller said, about 3 years ago

    It’s too late for me with my mother, but unless the two of you truly detest each other, don’t waste the chances that you get to be with either of your parents. Just this week comments elsewhere on songs reminded me of how much I miss my mother’s singing. Unfortunately, it is not recorded somewhere. There are days that I really could use hearing some of it.

  7. Darsan54

    Darsan54 GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    @vwdualnomand

    Whoa. Got some issues? Seriously, there is help out there. Mom may have been a loser, but doesn’t mean she has to ruin your day. Take care.

  8. Darsan54

    Darsan54 GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Do these two ever do anything other than run or bike? I mean a healthy lifestyle is good and all, but doesn’t it get a little boring? Doesn’t Frazz actually perform music somewhere, if only to sharpen his music writing skills? Do they go to movies? a museum? shopping?

  9. kingstonave

    kingstonave said, about 3 years ago

    Frazz should write a song for his mom. I waited too long, and it ended up looking like this (talk about belated):

    You’re Not There Any More

    Verse:
    Hey, look who’s going to be on TV Tuesday night
    I’d better call so you don’t miss it…Oh, that’s right

    Chorus 1:
    You’re not there any more
    Sometimes I forget
    You’re not there any more
    And I so regret
    We can’t share anymore
    All the things we used to do
    Somehow, I swear that it’s not fair
    That you’re not there

    Chorus 2:
    Anymore
    Sometimes it slips my mind
    You’re not there any more
    I guess I need more time
    I still care all the more
    But I can’t believe it’s true
    Somehow, I swear that it’s not fair
    That you’re not there

    Bridge
    Anymore, when I’m driving
    And I hear our favorite song
    I think how much I wish that you were
    Here with me to sing along
    But all those harmonies forever
    Lost to me because I’ll never
    Sing them to myself because
    They sound so wrong

    Repeat Chorus 1

  10. Sportymonk

    Sportymonk said, about 3 years ago

    Why buy two cards?

  11. lightenup

    lightenup said, about 3 years ago

    @Sportymonk

    One for him and one for her.

  12. Shirl Summ

    Shirl Summ GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    @vwdualnomand

    Do we have the same mom? Mine was a vicious life sucking b*tch from which there was no escape – until I left.

  13. archipelago

    archipelago GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    Kingstonave – what a great song, I love your opening verse.

    Miss Plainwell is obviously not good with keeping track of dates. Luckily Frazz knows this & helped her out.

  14. magicwalnut

    magicwalnut GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    @old dog…you got that right! Only make it seventy….to paraphrase something my dad once said, “don’t wait until she’s eighty, she’ll be too tired”.

  15. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon said, about 3 years ago

    I work nights and sleep days so I don’t make it to all the family gatherings


    Some not-too-bright bulb at our corporate offices decided Sunday night would be a good time for us too do our store inventory


    I took one look at the schedule and knew it wasn’t going to work the way it was written


    Took some creative thinking, but the store manager and I worked it out so I could make it to Mom’s tomorrow and still count my backroom

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