Frazz by Jef Mallett


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  1. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 3 years ago

    You want to grow up to be a sorcerer? Literally, knowing the source of all knowledge? Become a teacher…..If you dare…..And have the guts….and the energy….and the money….

  2. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 3 years ago

    The evil part starts with the school board….

  3. Randy_B

    Randy_B GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    “Not a realistic goal” as in “No one gets to be that”.
    There are football players. There aren’t any sorcerers.

  4. Pharmakeus Ubik

    Pharmakeus Ubik said, over 3 years ago

    He wants to be a Brujo.

  5. frumdebang

    frumdebang said, over 3 years ago


    I’m sure there are plenty of sorcerers out there, RB. They’re just not any good at it.

  6. Leo Autodidact

    Leo Autodidact said, over 3 years ago

    The REAL ones, you never hear about.

    They prefer to be way, Way, WAY behind the scenes.

    The best ones go for a “Butterfly Effect” kind of thing.

  7. smoore47

    smoore47 said, over 3 years ago

    He hit as hard as guys twice his size.

  8. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell said, over 3 years ago

    You can be a sorcerer; I’ll be a barbarian. And I’m a 140-pound adult.

  9. DevilsNight

    DevilsNight said, over 3 years ago


    or they are so good at that they keep it secret

  10. puddleglum1066

    puddleglum1066 said, over 3 years ago


    Sure there are. As Clarke observed, “any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Do you really understand how the stuff inside your computer, smartphone, fuel-injection system, etc., actually works? Can you fix it when it breaks? The guy who can is, by any meaningful definition, a sorcerer.

  11. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, over 3 years ago

    Maybe his mom weighs 240.

  12. annieb1012

    annieb1012 said, over 3 years ago


    Thats exactly what I’ve always said! And furthermore, some sorcerer somewhere made me see “snarkphone” where you had written “smartphone.” Either that, or you wrote “snarkphone” and the sorcerer then changed it to "smartphone.

  13. seed_drill

    seed_drill said, over 3 years ago

    With a name like “Christos” and a father that size, I’m guessing “football” doesn’t mean the same sport in his home as it does in this kid’s.

  14. bigpuma

    bigpuma said, over 3 years ago

    My favorite in a great secondary (Liked Roger Wehrli almost as much.) Intercepting a pass with a cast on each hand? Nice.

  15. androgenoide

    androgenoide said, over 3 years ago

    How realistic does a teacher have to be? Is it OK to encourage kids to try to be pro football players or astronauts? The chances of success are better than the chances of winning the lottery but still.. most of the the kids who train for such careers without having a backup plan will be disappointed.

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