Frazz by Jef Mallett

Frazz

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  1. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, almost 2 years ago

    Just don’t do it from the diving board.

  2. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, almost 2 years ago

    My family used to have a sign that read:

    Welcome to our ool.
    Notice that there is no “P” in it.
    Please keep it that way!

  3. annieb1012

    annieb1012 said, almost 2 years ago

    @AshburnS

    That’s rich!

  4. Varnes

    Varnes said, almost 2 years ago

    Ashburn, (In the Saginaw, MI Fairgrounds, “Largest Midway East of the Rockies!”…at the time…doesn’t exist any more, sigh…) a sign over the urinal said “Our aim is to keep this place clean…your aim will help..”

  5. Just4Kixx

    Just4Kixx said, almost 2 years ago

    I’ve got one that says “We don’t swim in your toilet… Please don’t pee in our pool”

  6. lisapaloma13

    lisapaloma13 said, almost 2 years ago

    Ok, so you can pee, but please, PLEASE, don’t poop in the pool.

  7. puddleglum1066

    puddleglum1066 said, almost 2 years ago

    The math: a moderate sized school pool is 25 by 10 by 1.5 (average depth) meters. That’s 375 cubic meters (375,000 liters) of water. A fairly hefty pee is about 0.25 liters, which is a dilution of under one part per million of a substance that is sterile and mostly water to begin with.


    @Chaze126: don’t forget that Frazz also has a girlfriend, social relationships with several adult teachers (notably Burke), and at least a couple non-school friendships (most notably the guy he races with). That pretty much eradicates any creepiness factor in my book.

  8. gmforde

    gmforde said, almost 2 years ago

    Just don’t drink the pool water, okay?

  9. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, almost 2 years ago

    let’s hope it just pee, and not other bodily fluids

  10. Bdaysuit

    Bdaysuit said, almost 2 years ago

    @vwdualnomand

    Or solids.

  11. annieb1012

    annieb1012 said, almost 2 years ago

    My guess would be that on any given Saturday, Frazz might swim with Caulfield, bike with what’s-his-name, shoot some hoops with Burke, and then spend a sweet evening relaxing with Jane (and Mario). Then on Sunday, he might spend the afternoon by himself writing a new song. A pretty good balance, no?

  12. Agingstoner

    Agingstoner said, almost 2 years ago

    Every time I see a public pool, I think about what percentage of the water must be pee and sweat….

  13. sonorhC

    sonorhC said, almost 2 years ago

    @Varnes

    I’ve also seen one that said "We aim to please. You aim, too, please.

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, almost 2 years ago

    @Agingstoner

    Just think of all that toxic chlorine you are swimming in.

  15. comicsssfan

    comicsssfan said, almost 2 years ago

    @Agingstoner

    I think exactly the same thing so I avoid pools. I swim in Lake Michigan, and when there are a lot of people in the water on a hot weekend my mind is racing when going back to shore as the bandaids float by. Interesting thing about Lake Michigan now: the fish are starving because the lake is crystal-clear from Zebra mussels filtering it. So now there are a lot of fish swimming among the people on a crowded day. I think it is because they want to take in the “nutrients.”

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