Frazz by Jef Mallett

Frazz

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 3 years ago

    Why don’t they make a cat food out of mice?

  2. KasparV

    KasparV said, over 3 years ago

    The mice have a strong union.

  3. davidh48

    davidh48 said, over 3 years ago

    @KasparV

    Not strong enough in my barn. Cats bring (partial) tribute to my door each morning. Hey, I put up little warning signs, but they don’t seem to read LA Spanish.

  4. KasparV

    KasparV said, over 3 years ago

    @davidh48

    My cats used to leave me gifts like that all of the time. One strange thing was when one of them got a chipmunk, he wouldn’t eat the heart. He would leave it for me! Just what I needed, a little pile of chipmunk hearts. I guess it’s the thought that counts.

  5. prrdh

    prrdh said, over 3 years ago

    @KasparV

    I think the facts that cats don’t do their own grocery shopping and can’t (yet) use can openers has much more to do with it. Very few humans appreciate the finer things in life.

  6. prrdh

    prrdh said, over 3 years ago

    @davidh48

    Maybe it’s the cats who are in the union…if you’re in the Hollywood area, maybe the agents’ union. That would account for the ‘partial’…it’s what’s left after they take their percentage.

  7. magicwalnut

    magicwalnut GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Personally, I can’t bear air fresh enters that smell like food. They make me hungry. Probably what’s responsible for the obesity epidemic….

  8. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 3 years ago

    Actually, some supermarkets DO use fresh-baked bread scents that are pumped at you as soon as you walk in the door.

  9. puddleglum1066

    puddleglum1066 said, over 3 years ago

    Actually, there is research indicating that having a few yeast among your sinus microbiome REDUCES the chance of sinusitis. Not bread yeast, though… according to the research, the yeast used in making sake (Japanese rice wine) are beneficial.

  10. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, over 3 years ago

    I wonder how many of those get eaten every year?

  11. comicsssfan

    comicsssfan said, over 3 years ago

    Perfume companies make the taste chemicals for food.

  12. EdFenster

    EdFenster GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    The smell of baking bread comes from the ethanol. They do sell it in bottles, but not to minors.

  13. annieb1012

    annieb1012 said, over 3 years ago

    @Night-Gaunt49 “Can you imagine the kind of work it would take to strip the meat of all those mice?”

    *

    You literally had me laughing out loud there. I often boil chicken or turkey carcasses for soup stock, but MICE??? I mean, would you have to skin and gut them first?!

  14. annieb1012

    annieb1012 said, over 3 years ago

    I suppose that if you’re going to make cat food, as Nab suggested, you wouldn’t have to gut them. Just boil e’m up and put ’em through a meat grinder.

    >>>>

    Does anybody remember a woman who used to to segments for NPR on using earthworms for food? She was from Missoula, Montana. Back in the 70s. I can almost think of her name.

    >>>> We now return to our regular programming….

  15. annieb1012

    annieb1012 said, over 3 years ago

    Got it…her sign-off was always a kind of loopy-sounding “This is Kim Williams from Missoula, Montana.”

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