Frazz by Jef Mallett


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  1. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 3 years ago

    I went ice fishing once, caught a ten pounder. Stupid thing melted when I tried to fry it.

  2. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 3 years ago

    Too do it right, you need a shanty…with a heater, chairs, a table, a TV for the game…a camp stove for munchies…and a deck of cards. Maybe a little carpet…

  3. RanaRavens

    RanaRavens said, over 3 years ago

    Frazz, the usual way of asking that question is “How big” or “How much did it weigh” – but I guess we wouldn’t have a joke then.

  4. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 3 years ago


    We don’t have a joke now.

  5. FlyerTom

    FlyerTom said, over 3 years ago

    Fishing = Self-inflicted boredom.
    Did it once. As soon as I tossed my line into the water, I began thinking of other things I’d rather be doing.
    As the lad says, “It felt like all week.”

  6. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, over 3 years ago

    heard that because of warming temps during the winter, many ice fishers’ vehicles fell through the ice. and, that some ice fishing seasons were drastically cut short or canceled.

  7. puddleglum1066

    puddleglum1066 said, over 3 years ago

    “Still no sign of land… how long is it?”

    “That’s a rather personal question!!”

    —Monty Python

  8. twypsi

    twypsi said, over 3 years ago

    We have a lake here in Michigan, Ford Lake (of course) and I repeatedly have to pick up debris left by fisherpeople. Including balls of discarded fishing tackle (some with a hook still attached). Have seen Canadian geese with tackle hanging on their legs. Come on guys clean it up! That’s a slow death for birds and fish, alike!

  9. Demmiaa

    Demmiaa said, over 3 years ago

    It’s not boring when the fish are running in Alaska!

  10. stomps

    stomps said, over 3 years ago

    Work is for people that dont fish…

  11. DDS029

    DDS029 said, over 3 years ago

    I spent a month fishing one day. And I grew up on the shore of the “almost Great Lake”, Lake St. Clair. I hate boating and swimming, too. Go figure.

  12. jessegooddoggy

    jessegooddoggy said, over 3 years ago

    My sister loves fishing and can sit for hours in one spot, I am antsy after 5 minutes. But we have perfect vacations together – I go for a long hike, and she is about ready to pack it up when I return. We can spend days together without getting on each other’s nerves!

  13. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, over 3 years ago

    Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you can get him out of your hair for an entire weekend!

  14. Jerry Carlson

    Jerry Carlson said, over 3 years ago

    “My brother went ice fishing. He caught ten pounds of ice. Hiswifefried it up and they both drowned.” – Foster Brooks

  15. SuperNick1112

    SuperNick1112 said, over 3 years ago


    The perfect ice shanty…..ahhh…..just needs a hot tub… :)

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