Frazz by Jef Mallett

Frazz

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  1. Varnes

    Varnes said, almost 2 years ago

    ??????????!

  2. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Obviously she doesn’t even like to walk any further then she has to, much less run…

  3. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, almost 2 years ago

    @Varnes

    Double ?????!

  4. wdpeck

    wdpeck said, almost 2 years ago

    Chafing – that’s all I’m gonna say.

  5. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, almost 2 years ago

    The words are English………

  6. treesareus

    treesareus said, almost 2 years ago

    “Runner’s high” isn’t worth the damage done to your body by running. Your legs suffer the most and often it isn’t known until you reach old age. Internal organs suffer also. Humans were not built to run like that.

  7. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, almost 2 years ago

    many people have trouble parallel parking.

  8. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, almost 2 years ago

    @treesareus

    Actually, humans WERE built to run like that (Kenyan long-distance runners are a prime example).
    Centuries of disuse, especially culminating with inventions in the 19th through 21st centuries that made running obsolete, have made most humans unfit for such physical exertion.

  9. Ewal Doh

    Ewal Doh GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @Pacopuddy

    I’m with you and Varnes, what’s with the “talk like a surfer”.

  10. Armitage72

    Armitage72 said, almost 2 years ago

    Here goes…

    American media typically depicts people who are high all of the time as talking like California surfers. “Whoah…bummer dude”, etc.
    She is conflating the pain from excessive physical activity with “Runner’s High”.
    She is sufficiently sedentary that walking across the school parking lot constitutes excessive physical activity.
    Thus, if she were right, every time that she had to walk more than the minimum distance from her car she would get high and start talking like a stoner.

  11. puddleglum1066

    puddleglum1066 said, almost 2 years ago

    Out here in the ‘burbs, the Serious Runners always run on the edge of the highway, even when there’s a perfectly good path ten feet from the road. This leads me to suspect that “runner’s high” is really anoxia high caused by inhaling CO-laden car exhaust while running.

  12. zoidknight

    zoidknight said, almost 2 years ago

    @Varnes

    She is a really bad driver.

  13. SkyFisher

    SkyFisher said, almost 2 years ago

    If a joke needs to be explained…it isn’t funny.

  14. rshive

    rshive said, almost 2 years ago

    I always get a little chuckle when I go to the fitness center and see people driving around in cars looking for a parking place close to the door.

  15. pumaman

    pumaman said, almost 2 years ago

    @treesareus

    So what were humans designed to do, ride around in cars?? We evolved to walk and run. On natural surfaces. Until recently, humans didn’t live long enough to wear out their bodies. i’d rather do that than get fat and develop diabetes.

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