Frazz by Jef Mallett


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  1. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 14 hours ago

    Covering up the defects.

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 14 hours ago

    A multiminute toaster? hehe. must be a 30 watt light bulb in there.

  3. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 14 hours ago

    If it ain’t burnt a bit, yes, blackened on more than the edges, it ain’t toast….

  4. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 14 hours ago

    They invented butter to soften up the burned carbon….

  5. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 14 hours ago

    I hate raw toast….

  6. TheSkulker

    TheSkulker GoComics PRO Member said, about 13 hours ago

    Wisdom of the youth!

  7. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 10 hours ago

    And when you make the jam yourself…

    From a Pamphlet titled:

    Jams Jellies and Pickles
    Published by: Agriculture Canada as “Publication 992”
    From: Information Division
    Canada Department of Agriculture
    Ottawa K1A 0C7
    First printed 1956 (this printing 1975)

    “Strawberry Preserves”

    3 lb. or 9 1/2 cups prepared strawberries (about 3 quart boxes)
    3 lb. sugar (about 6 1/2 cups)
    1 1/2 cups water

    Wash, drain and hull strawberries.
    Make syrup of the water and sugar and cook to hard ball stage, or until a thermometer reads 250° F.
    Add the fruit, stirring gently until juice begins to flow.
    Then bring to a rolling boil and boil rapidly 5 to 8 minutes, or to 218° F.
    Stir gently during the cooking.
    Pour into hot sterilized sealers, filling to top.
    Seal immediately.
    Yield: About 7 cups.

    You can also go here (by clicking on the comics) for Spiced Crabapple Jelly,

    or here for Apple Marmalade

  8. FlyerTom

    FlyerTom said, about 9 hours ago

    Get a toaster with a countdown timer. Your life will change for the better, with no angst or surprises so early in the morning.

  9. kroykali

    kroykali said, about 9 hours ago


    Oh, now you’ve done it.
    I’m a huge fan of Johnny Hart and his original BC strip. BC was the first strip I got interested in as a kid, and always remained my favorite. I have ALL of the BC comic books that were published before he died. His grandson – not so much. His drawing skill does not come close to Johnny’s, and the characters are almost unrecognizable from the originals.

  10. Justjoking

    Justjoking said, about 7 hours ago

    So if life is like a box of chocolates?….If the chocolate gets melted in the box, just pour it over your ice cream?

  11. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, about 5 hours ago

    Once bread becomes toast, it will never be bread again.

    There’s my lesson.

  12. bigpuma

    bigpuma said, about 4 hours ago

    As Frazz is the smartest guy alive, I’m sure that to the right of his bread plate, just out of the frame, is the butter. The only reason to stand by in anticipation for toast is to be right there, ready to get the butter on it the instant it comes out of the toaster, while it’s still hot. Makes the spreading much easier. And who doesn’t like melted butter?

  13. Carl42SG

    Carl42SG GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 hours ago

    Frazz is easily entertained.

  14. dzw3030

    dzw3030 said, about 3 hours ago


    “And who doesn’t like melted butter?” Lobsters… :-)

  15. puddleglum1066

    puddleglum1066 said, about 2 hours ago

    “And for my Cajun breakfast… blackened toast!”

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