Frazz by Jef Mallett

Frazz

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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 19 hours ago

    Is the real reason to buy a mattress?

  2. Varnes

    Varnes said, about 17 hours ago

    Bilan, guitar stands….

  3. MS72

    MS72 said, about 14 hours ago

    @Bilan

    only if the discount is equal to your state sales tax…

  4. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) GoComics PRO Member said, about 13 hours ago

    Amen

  5. yardlet6

    yardlet6 GoComics PRO Member said, about 13 hours ago

    @Bilan

    If the mattress is lumpy,springs gone,human liquid stains then I would say yes.

  6. bigpuma

    bigpuma said, about 12 hours ago

    You’re seven, kid. Go have a couple of hot dogs and some lemonade. Then run around in circles and collapse in a fit of giggling. Plenty of time later in life to say absurd things in service of a bad punchline.

  7. bigpuma

    bigpuma said, about 12 hours ago

    I see a career in opera for this little monster. Highly neurotic and a yawning chasm of a mouth.

  8. pschearer

    pschearer GoComics PRO Member said, about 11 hours ago

    It’s more stressful only for the survivors.

  9. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, about 11 hours ago

    Not healthy for a child that young to be stressing like that. She needs to be gently spoken to and explained the solemn nature of Memorial Day. Not a time for fun, but reflection.
    But for some such a display is a bother and is condemned.

  10. Carl42SG

    Carl42SG GoComics PRO Member said, about 10 hours ago

    Ironic, yes — but also fitting. One benefit from the sacrifices we honor today is the fact that we are able to post on this site without fear or limitations (outside of being labeled a troll and facing a lifetime of ridicule from other posters – who, in a further bit of irony – then face the same prospect).

    THANK YOU to all who serve and have served. THANK YOU to all who sacrificed.

  11. Scoonz

    Scoonz said, about 6 hours ago

    Did a single one of you get today’s strip? And you Puma, you really think that this child having the maturity to be upset by thinking of our fallen heros “absurd”?

    And Memorial Day mattress sales is what you all think the kid is referring to? Jeeeeezus! I’m disappointed with all my new pals. Not so much you, Pumaman. You make your disdain for this brilliant strip clear every day.

    And where’s NightGaunt when I need him or her. And by the by, NightGaunt. I no longer care how you arrived at your nom de plume if it’s such a secret that you think that even telling me it’s origin would somehow endanger you. You could easily clue me in without giving your true identity away and I don’t give a whit who you are. I was just wondering how you got your ha doe but to heck with it.

    Sorry, Gaunt, but today’s comments really pissed me off and if you don’t like that coarseness, Puma, tough. Go read the Family Circus or something.

  12. Scoonz

    Scoonz said, about 6 hours ago

    Oops. Previous post had some fat fingered typos. It happens when I’m mad. 2nd to last paragraph said “ha doe.” Good looking out, Spellcheck. It was supposed to say “handle” as in nickname.

  13. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell said, about 6 hours ago

    Cute kid.

  14. Ewal Doh

    Ewal Doh GoComics PRO Member said, about 6 hours ago

    @Scoonz

    Oh, another day with half of us reading well.
    Just in case I’m one of them, how is Night-Gaunt49 to get a secret message to you alone?

  15. Scoonz

    Scoonz said, about 3 hours ago

    Ewal Doh: I didn’t get understand your 1irst sentence but regarding NightGaunt, I wasn’t asking this person to message me seperatly. I’m not looking for state secrets here, I’m merely curious about where the nick name came from. I mentioned that mine was simply a contraction of my last name. I’m not looking for anything that can’t be said right here but if it is something personal then bless Night Gaunt’s heart. I don’t want to pry. I get curious about all the moms de p,use that I see here. Like, why is Pumaman calling himself that? And you. You certainly have an u usual pen name. I’d be curious how any of us get our nicknames but maybe that’s just me. So anyone reading this, If there’s a cute or funny, and not revealing, story behind the name you use here, think about sharing it. It might be interesting to all of us.

    We ok, EwalDoh? Oh heck. Now I’m wondering about your nickname, too. It’s a curse I tells ya! Be assured I’m not a stalker. Just a curious guy who loves language.

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