Frazz by Jef Mallett


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  1. Squizzums

    Squizzums said, about 21 hours ago

    And you don’t even have to run the entire race to get one!

  2. Agent54

    Agent54 said, about 21 hours ago

    New disguise for a “trophy for everyone and no one loses”.
    Just shaped in a clever coverup.

  3. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 21 hours ago

    Does he get a shirt that reads Third Grade History Test – Finisher?

  4. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, about 20 hours ago


    I would wear that!

  5. Marc with a C

    Marc with a C said, about 16 hours ago

    He can have the swag bag as soon as he pays the entry fee.

  6. whiteheron

    whiteheron said, about 15 hours ago

    Something for nothing,
    And your chicks for free.

  7. N

    N said, about 15 hours ago


    Nope. More like free advertising for the company that puts on the race.

  8. Laynegg

    Laynegg said, about 15 hours ago


    That’s right N and if you’re a regular participant…just how many coozies, key chains and company pamphlets do you need? The t-shirt was all I really wanted. I did enjoy the expos though…you could get some cool products at a good discount most of the time.

  9. pshapley

    pshapley said, about 13 hours ago

    Last week there were 3 days of state mandated testing at the school where I work. Different classes had different incentives for perfect attendance. Some offered movies or pizza, but one teacher is getting a Mohawk since his class all showed up all week. His kids say it’s the best incentive ever.

  10. comicsssfan

    comicsssfan said, about 12 hours ago

    . . I think the public schools should provide some extra incentive for study and tests. In our public school all of the money was copiously shoveled into sports. But it didn’t work. The very best natural athletes walking around the school with bulging muscles only slightly concealed in polyester dress clothing so they wouldn’t look like athletes weren’t impressed. Some of the big strong guys with good eyesight would intentionally dress weird to throw off the coach/teachers. For example, a couple of those guys were dressing in a distinctly feminine manner.
    . . They sure as heck weren’t feminine though. They could knock someone’s block off in one punch. They wanted to study and chase girls, which is what they did with great success. I’m thinking the feminine attire put the girls more at ease with their rippling muscles. They were man enough to chase their dreams! And they were smart enough to know how to do it. After all, why would any idiot want to spend time in a smelly locker room? You would have to be insane! Our coaches were too nasty and vicious to attract anyone good to play.

  11. comicsssfan

    comicsssfan said, about 11 hours ago

    . . It’s funny how there is so much confusion about study. There is no grey area. People say stuff based on their interests. Our public school still touts factory work as the path to success. Their proof? A few factory representatives have said there are a couple of openings in their local factories. That’s enough for the local schools to want to stop teaching the kids. No need to teach. There’s lots of factory work out there, according to factory owners.
    . . The junior colleges say to go for a trade. They may be right. But that also involves study and reasoning ability that may not be possible to acquire in a public school. The 4 year colleges insist you have to stay and finish your degree at all cost. A girl basketballer left school early to enter the WNBA draft. She was selected high and could potentially make several hundred grand per year, in due time. Her coach says she should stay and finish with her degree first. This is the first person I’ve heard say a degree is important, a coach who needs this player on her team. The girl has dyslexia and wants out.

  12. bigpuma

    bigpuma said, about 11 hours ago

    There’s swag, and then there’s swag. A marathon, a corporate golf outing, the Academy Awards, a diplomatic visit …

  13. Scoonz

    Scoonz said, about 9 hours ago

    Some coffee might be in order for a couple of folks here.
    White Heron: The song you’re referencing is “Money for Nothing” not “Something”
    And Lay n Egg: I think you mean “cozys” or “cozies” not “coozies”. If you don’t see the difference, ask the next person you see til someone does a spit take.

  14. Laynegg

    Laynegg said, about 8 hours ago


    LOL! Sorry about that, my ring finger got a little heavy… ;D

  15. bigpuma

    bigpuma said, about 8 hours ago


    Tree shopping success?

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